Today’s my lucky day. There is a “quality control technician” job opening at Cadbury. But does “organoleptic testing” mean “eating candy”? Because I could do that. Here’s the description:
Provide laboratory technical support for all product preparation and production areas, with respect to the physical, chemical, and organoleptic testing of raw, packaging, and finished product. Will assure reliable, timely, and effective audits of pertinent production processes, and support Best Practice On Line Quality through in process audits, technical guidance, and shop floor hands on training. Audit to assure materials and finished products conform to specification, and/or meet consumer expectation. Lead and conduct in- process audits to insure that all managers and employees are in conformance to the company quality management system and relevant work standards to ensure that all activities meet internal, customer, and regulatory procedures and standards.
I might as well get paid for it.
UPDATED TO ADD: Here’s the dress I mention in the Eye4Style interview.