I’ve seen some real dogs on the red carpet, but this is ridiculous.
*I kid, I kid. Don’t waste your time looking for this tutu-wearing French bulldog in People Magazine. This photo is from 2006. Those are my toes (and hem) in the picture, but she’s not my dog. I don’t know who she belonged to, what her name was or where she was going. Alas, we were two dressed-up ships that passed in the night.
UPDATED TO ADD: Wait! It appears the name Zaza is on her collar. So I take that part back. But I still don’t know what party she was going to or if she drank a lot of Champagne or jumped into a pool fully clothed.