Google “Wendy Brandes” right now and you’ll find my soon-to-be-updated jewelry website, my 2001 wedding announcement, a nice interview that Jennine of The Coveted did with me, and don’t forget my all-important, highly relevant and immensely popular 1998 book reviews. But where oh where has my blog gone? Why has the main link gone from search result #3 to nowhere on the first four pages of results? A random link to my Isabella the She-Wolf book review on the second page of results doesn’t console me. Also, some shifty looking site seems to be linking to me. What’s that about? I’m irritated. Gold Bond Powder helps with that, but I’m also fucking annoyed, and Gold Bond doesn’t seem to have a product for that problem.
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