Thanks to Gnarlitude Jen for pointing out these red “cheetah” (but let’s say leopard) pants by Balmain. $1,535 at Net-a-Porter Want the look for less? The Tripp red leopard jeans I posted about here are on sale at Hot Topic for $18.98.
Pharaoh Would Have Called for Joseph
This morning’s post reminded me that I recently had two fashion-related dreams. First, I dreamed that I was on a talk show discussing my controversial leopard-print Patrick Kelly dress. I’m thrilled to say that even though I was asleep, I passionately defended my dress and declared I would wear it again. This was no dream…
I’ve always wanted this Alaia dress. Feel free to buy this for me. $1,875 at Vintagecouture.com You know how much I love leopard!
I’m Seeing Spots
Remember how Jennine looked so fabulous in the red leopard top from her Etsy shop? Super Kawaii Mama pounced on that top. Look how beautiful it is on her! Of course, she looks beautiful in everything. That bitch!
Meet ’80s Designer Patrick Kelly
For 20 years, I’ve been fascinated by Patrick Kelly, the designer of my controversial leopard-print dress. Kelly designed his own label from 1985 to 1989. He died of AIDS on New Year’s Day in 1990 at the age of 35. (At the time, the death was attributed to bone marrow disease and a brain tumor,…
A Red Leopard Doesn’t Change Its Spots
David Szeto top $342, down from $685, on Net-a-Porter Sweater from Jennine’s Etsy store $18.99 (Doesn’t Jennine look spectacular modeling it?) If you don’t care for red leopard, perhaps you should try some Def Leppard. UPDATED TO ADD: Got some red leopard pants for you here.
Once in a while, something great happens that I didn’t expect or even know I wanted, and I am so happy that, upon reflection, I realize it was secretly my one and only desire all along and that I will never want anything again. Unfortunately, the “never want anything again” part only lasts a minute…