The people at Orna & Rinat Jewelry keep spamming my comment section. They just did it again although I had emailed them and warned them to stop, receiving this amusingly ESL answer from them on April 11: Sorry I stop to send you info about my site eran Eran, you promised that you would “stop…
insanity
My Fellow Americans….
…did not let me down. Heather Mills was booed at the Miss USA pageant. In less-thrilling news, Miss Texas won. Miss USA Crystle Stewart prays that Heather stays far away.She’s also asking God why her parents couldn’t spell her name correctly.
Mystery
Why do I have 100 hits from people searching for “Clarence Bradley and Geico”? Well, here’s where I mentioned that. On a completely unrelated note, aren’t these shoes divine? Barbara Bui shoes at Shopjake.com
Intriguing Search Term of the Day
Someone found my blog by searching for “i wondered i am not passing class but i have later i posted?Self-fulfilling prophecies happen” I’m not really sure what to say about that, but here’s a photo of a dude with prophets tattooed on him. In other news, bitch is still crazy. I will monitor this situation…
Nothing to See Here, Heather. Move Along.
Jack Nicholson had a great line in the movie As Good As It Gets: “Sell crazy someplace else, we’re all stocked up here.” That was my reaction to reading that professional psychopath Heather Mills is looking for real estate in New York. You know, Heather, Rudy Giuliani violated a lot of people’s rights to make…
Asher Asher We All Fall Down!
Last night I dreamed that I was working with Paul McCartney on his new album, but he was so unappreciative of my efforts that he snubbed me in an elevator full of people. Then, suddenly, I was writing about the incident in a term paper that employed an incorrect footnote style. Next thing I knew,…
Lunatic of the Day
Heather Mills, who always brings the crazy, admitted to pouring water over the head of Paul McCartney’s lawyer in court. Even the judge hated her insane ass. Embed from Getty Images I don’t think McCartney should have to pay her any money at all. She should have to compensate him for being a blight upon…
Strange Comment of the Day
“Enjoy!” — Staples employee, after ringing up my purchase of two padded envelopes and one roll of packing tape. I’m lovin’ it!
Anne Boleyn for Dummies, Part Deux
Now with 100% more idiocy! I belatedly read an item in Fashion Week Daily; it was overheard at a screening of The Other Boleyn Girl: In the popcorn line, [starlet’s name redacted] chatted up [second starlet], who recently finished filming After School, a documentary directed by Chris Barrett about teacher-student sex scandals (she plays a…
Where the Hell Is This Sonia Rykiel?
After all these years, I still pine for Carrie Bradshaw’s Paris outfit. The Sonia Rykiel giant-flower top was fabulous! The skirt was beautiful too, but I can’t find a picture of it. Speaking of Sex and the City, I was very annoyed by this article on the movie’s fashion and all of its idiotic and…