Your Move, Zendaya. Bring Back That Mullet.

Gorgeous actress/singer/wig enthusiast Zendaya has moved on from the mullet wig that she wore to the Grammy Awards last month.

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At the Louis Vuitton show in Paris this week, she was back to regular long hair.

When you swear you walking the show??? #lvaw16 @louisvuitton

A photo posted by Zendaya (@zendaya) on Mar 9, 2016 at 5:46pm PST

I, on the other hand, am still living the mullet life. In fact, this might be the most mullet-y mullet I’ve had yet.

This is my most mullet-y mullet yet! #mullethairdontcare #mullet #hair #hairdid #hairstyle #shag #selfie #redlipstick @keithcarpenterhair

A photo posted by Wendy Brandes (@wendybrandes) on Mar 4, 2016 at 1:15pm PST

I normally have the left side, as seen above, cut short, but this time hair guru Keith Carpenter cut the right side shorter than usual. I love it! It gives my earrings room to shine.

Mullet cut by @keithcarpenterhair #mullethairdontcare #hair #hairstyle #hairdid #thecutlife #redlipstick #selfie #80sstyle #shag #mullet

A photo posted by Wendy Brandes (@wendybrandes) on Mar 4, 2016 at 1:09pm PST

I’ve got a new mullet goal though. Someday — even if it’s just for one day with the help of a Zendaya-like wig — I must try a mullet like the one singer Jane Child was famous for in 1990. I recently rewatched her video for “Don’t Wanna Fall in Love” and was completely hypnotized by her extreme hair: Spiked on top and cornrows down to her knees.

I like this interview Jane did where she acknowledged the different cultures that influenced her look: “Obviously, the cornrows are African. The nose ring and the chains between my nose and my ear are a very old East Indian women’s custom.” I’ve been very annoyed lately by style writers who think it’s a hot new trend when a white woman wears a hairstyle that black women have been wearing forever. Like when the Kardashians wear cornrows except suddenly those are a brand-new style called “boxer braids.” DAFUQ? Here’s a tip for anyone writing about hair: Use Google before you declare that a celebrity  dresses invented something new … especially when it comes to braids, twists and knots!