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Eyes on the Prizes, Part II

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If this doesn’t prove to you beyond a reasonable doubt that I am the only person deserving of the Drysdale Award for Blog With the Most Swears, you are fucked up. Behold! My masterpiece:

Swear rings by Wendy Brandes

That’s right, bitches! I swear in metal. Vote here.

UPDATED TO ADD: I didn’t mean to create confusion: this is not a picture of me wearing the swear rings. They are on the model from this shoot for WWD. But just so this post doesn’t go without a picture of the blogger, I will repost a photo of me wearing the rings. See my dedication?

Talk to the hand!

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  5. fuckyea, and that better be your hand b/c I voted for you w/most pictures of the blogger!!! 😉 hot

  11. ugh, just tried to vote twice and it wouldn’t let me, stupid undemocratic awards seletion. the rings should count for 4 votes.

  16. Despite the fact that I can barely read his blog, I fucking put in my motherfucking vote for you, my main motherfucker.

  23. I usually only wear one ring all the time, but these are awesome. Finally, jewelry that speaks to me. And speaks like me.

  24. Sniff sniff! I smell success. They are cool. very NYC I reckon. Actually should work well in Perth as well.

  27. That is awesome. I’ve often said (sadly, I actually have often said this) that I’d get married, but I haven’t been able to find the right girl who’d be into four-finger rings. I was hoping mine would say “Fresh,” but then again, my plans started in 1988.

    Thank you for bringing it back in style.