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Throwback Thursday Fashion Humor

December 24, 2015 by WendyB

I love an old joke that’s new to me. I even love an old joke that I’ve heard 100 times before. Anyway, this is the throwback fashion joke my friend Thelma told me recently:

A woman is wearing a pencil skirt that is so tight she can’t get up the steps on the bus. She tries hiking it up, to no avail. So she tries unzipping the back zipper a little. No luck, so she unzips the back zipper a little more. Nothing. Then a man lifts her up and places her on the bus. She says, “Sir! I don’t appreciate it when strangers handle my body!”

He replies, “Anyone who has unzipped my fly twice is not a stranger!”

Is it wrong of me to imagine the gentleman in the joke has something in common with the Rolling Stones’s Sticky Fingers album-cover model?

stickyfingers

Rolling Stones album cover.

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  1. stacy says

    December 25, 2015 at 12:27 am

    Hahaha! That joke made me larf out loud! Never heard that one before 😀

    • WendyB says

      December 25, 2015 at 8:49 pm

      I laughed my head off. That’s the Thelma who wants the faux ostrich feathers.

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