New York isn’t quite as cold today as it was yesterday, but it’s still “a bit nipply out,” as the dad played by Chevy Chase said to Nicolette Scorsese’s sex-ay saleswoman in the 1989 movie National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation.
What better day to buy one of my Mud Flap Jill necklaces with ruby nipples? I have one available in 18K yellow gold …
… and one in sterling silver.
For 24 hours only, both will be available a reduced price. It’s a polar vortex sale!