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Buy It Now: Wendy Brandes Swear Rings

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As I’ve been telling y’all, I have been nominated for three “prestigious” Drysdale awards: Blog With the Most Swearing, Blog That is Clearly Contracted to Endorse a Product or Service, and Blogger of the Year. I deserve to win all three. Not only do I swear plenty myself, but I have created a product that helps other people live up to their full swearing potential. Look at what my Wendy Brandes Swear Rings have done for these gorgeous customers. Now they can really express themselves.

Lisa snarls and swears.

Lisa snarls and swears.

Poochie stares and swears.

Poochie stares and swears. Click for more.

You see that, motherfuckers? I am swearing, promoting product and helping others simultaneously. Clearly I deserve three Drysdales. Go to Grant Miller Media and vote for me in all three categories on the left side of the screen. Then make your family, friends and co-workers do the same.

Vote NOW, bitches!

Once you’re done voting, you can start buying. Ever have trouble saying what you mean? Wish you could be more like Lisa and Poochie and just get it all off your chest? Buy the set of four sterling silver swear rings for $375 right from this post and your problems will be solved. The bands are adjustable so you can gently bend them to fit your fingers. These would also be a great one-size-fits-all holiday gift for the naughty people on your list.A  All sales are final.

By the way, this is my very first “buy it now” post on the blog. Lots more to come!

Also, thanks to these awesome bitches for writing about the rings:

If you’re an awesome bitch who writes about me, let me know so that I can add you to the list.

Now buy some fucking rings!

Buy 'em!

Four rings for $375!

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  1. Voted in all three! It looks like you can vote multiple times, yes? If so…we got you girl!

    I love this post and the rationale for your deserving the award with the swear rings! Totally spot on!

  2. Those rings seriously sum up everything I am currently thinking about everything right now! I’m robbing a bank and getting me the set. I need to wear swear!

  4. I can’t read that from here! My eyes are failing!

    Haw.

    Nice photos! I’m compelled! These could be the solution to all road-rage problems.

  8. I voted for you in all three! You deserve to win, no doubt. I love all your rings Wendy, from your delicate and ornate to your pop-art-bold ones like these 🙂

  10. Goddamn these would be perfect for those days when coffee just doesn’t cut it, and I’m just looking for someone to unload upon lol.

    Ooh lotions is such a cool/creeper word verification haha

  12. These rings are F@#!-ing fantastic! I’m trying to save money for people’s Christmas presents right now so I can’t justify the purchase (boo…I know), but I might get them as a special birthday treat for myself next year.

  13. These rings are haunting me, Wendy — first they turn up on Kingdom of Style, and now here they are again! I’m buying those fuckers soon!

  20. Abso-freaking amazing. I wish I had the cash to buy myself a set! I did, however, have the cash to buy myself a little genie necklace, and she’s been my lucky charm for recent meetings. My wish has been her command! xx

  25. Gilda, I could (and probably would if someone wanted to special order it that way) but trust me, these are soooo much more comfortable than some big piece that paralyzes your whole hand. I’ve worn these for 12 hours non-stop…I think a four-finger ring would drive you crazy after a couple of hours!

  26. I want those rings. I want those rings so bad. I want those rings like I wanted to have sex with Trent Reznor when I was 15, hormonal, confused, and very into gothy skinny dudes. That’s how much I want your jewelry.

  27. Ha! These are brilliant! Don’t know if I can afford them with having to spend on others at the moment, but better yet, I’ll put them on my Christmas list, which I will oh-so-charmingly spam my husband with. Considering how often I’ve almost been run over by crazy car-drivers in this city, they’ll definitely come in handy.

  31. Snarls are not appealing despite your talents. Guess photos are meant to be ironic and cool, but then these beautiful young women might achieve that effect by smiling.

  32. Actually, Duchesse, the pictures are meant to be funny. Just like the rings themselves are meant to be funny. You’ll have to go elsewhere to look for ironic and cool.

  34. Hi Wendy. Oh yeees, these flat boots are also beautiful!

    If you wish to email Jessie, please let me know or simply check the Antonioli website and follow the link to personal shoppers.
    Ann Demeulemeester´s SS10 collection will also have some adorable lace/buckle shoes.You can preorder 3 different styles at Antonioli: One flat version and 2 different versions with heels.
    Hope this was helpful…

    Your collection is simply brilliant!
    Already read today Marian´s interview with you!;)
    One of my fav pieces in your collection is this cute little woolf necklace!

    Have a beautiful day!