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Buy It Now: Wendy Brandes Swear Rings

December 7, 2009 by WendyB

As I’ve been telling y’all, I have been nominated for three “prestigious” Drysdale awards: Blog With the Most Swearing, Blog That is Clearly Contracted to Endorse a Product or Service, and Blogger of the Year. I deserve to win all three. Not only do I swear plenty myself, but I have created a product that helps other people live up to their full swearing potential. Look at what my Wendy Brandes Swear Rings have done for these gorgeous customers. Now they can really express themselves.

Lisa snarls and swears.

Lisa snarls and swears.

Poochie stares and swears.

Poochie stares and swears. Click for more.

You see that, motherfuckers? I am swearing, promoting product and helping others simultaneously. Clearly I deserve three Drysdales. Go to Grant Miller Media and vote for me in all three categories on the left side of the screen. Then make your family, friends and co-workers do the same.

Vote NOW, bitches!

Once you’re done voting, you can start buying. Ever have trouble saying what you mean? Wish you could be more like Lisa and Poochie and just get it all off your chest? Buy the set of four sterling silver swear rings for $375 right from this post and your problems will be solved. The bands are adjustable so you can gently bend them to fit your fingers. These would also be a great one-size-fits-all holiday gift for the naughty people on your list.A  All sales are final.

By the way, this is my very first “buy it now” post on the blog. Lots more to come!

Also, thanks to these awesome bitches for writing about the rings:

  • Kingdom of Style
  • Shoe Daydreams
  • Racked LA
  • The Periodic Elements of Style
  • 2 Bitchez Deep
  • 40 Is the New Fabulous
  • It’s Unbeweavable

If you’re an awesome bitch who writes about me, let me know so that I can add you to the list.

Now buy some fucking rings!

Buy 'em!

Four rings for $375!

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Filed Under: blogs and bloggers, buy it now, francis + wendy, holiday gift ideas, swear rings, swearing Tagged With: drysdale award, francis swear rings, swear rings

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  1. jordana says

    December 7, 2009 at 8:32 am

    Voted in all three! It looks like you can vote multiple times, yes? If so…we got you girl!

    I love this post and the rationale for your deserving the award with the swear rings! Totally spot on!

  2. Queen Michelle says

    December 7, 2009 at 9:22 am

    Those rings seriously sum up everything I am currently thinking about everything right now! I’m robbing a bank and getting me the set. I need to wear swear!

  3. Sher says

    December 7, 2009 at 10:07 am

    LOL! Those girls are great!

  4. enc says

    December 7, 2009 at 10:09 am

    I can’t read that from here! My eyes are failing!

    Haw.

    Nice photos! I’m compelled! These could be the solution to all road-rage problems.

  5. miss sophie says

    December 7, 2009 at 12:07 pm

    ha!! love this 😀 this is the wittiest thing i’ve seen in jewelry in a long time. 🙂

  6. Sally says

    December 7, 2009 at 12:08 pm

    Those rings might just be my favorite of your designs … and are making me wish I could vote again!

  7. Poochie says

    December 7, 2009 at 12:32 pm

    Got yo back, biotch! http://shoedaydreams.blogspot.com/2009/12/biotch-please.html

  8. anjali says

    December 7, 2009 at 12:59 pm

    I voted for you in all three! You deserve to win, no doubt. I love all your rings Wendy, from your delicate and ornate to your pop-art-bold ones like these 🙂

  9. Miss Janey says

    December 7, 2009 at 2:20 pm

    So fucking amusing. And exactly expresses MIss J’s mood of the moment.

  10. MizzJ says

    December 7, 2009 at 3:12 pm

    Goddamn these would be perfect for those days when coffee just doesn’t cut it, and I’m just looking for someone to unload upon lol.

    Ooh lotions is such a cool/creeper word verification haha

  11. Couture Carrie says

    December 7, 2009 at 3:37 pm

    So edgy and fabulous, WB!

    xoxox,
    CC

  12. lisa says

    December 7, 2009 at 3:59 pm

    These rings are F@#!-ing fantastic! I’m trying to save money for people’s Christmas presents right now so I can’t justify the purchase (boo…I know), but I might get them as a special birthday treat for myself next year.

  13. Audi says

    December 7, 2009 at 4:11 pm

    These rings are haunting me, Wendy — first they turn up on Kingdom of Style, and now here they are again! I’m buying those fuckers soon!

  14. Nina says

    December 7, 2009 at 4:40 pm

    this is def. one of my fave designs of yours. fan-fuckin-tastic.

  15. Make Do Style says

    December 7, 2009 at 5:45 pm

    F @ # ! you are it!

  16. KD says

    December 7, 2009 at 6:02 pm

    I voted!

  17. Miggy says

    December 7, 2009 at 7:22 pm

    ooh lala. glad you found me because i love your f*£$ing rings!!
    waaaahhhhhhhh

    x

    http://www.miggylikestheinternet.com

  18. fashion tidbits says

    December 7, 2009 at 7:31 pm

    hilarious! you’re such a genius Wendy! 🙂 very creative

  19. districtofchic says

    December 7, 2009 at 8:08 pm

    OMIGOD! Coolest idea for rings!!!!

  20. dreamsequins says

    December 7, 2009 at 8:41 pm

    Abso-freaking amazing. I wish I had the cash to buy myself a set! I did, however, have the cash to buy myself a little genie necklace, and she’s been my lucky charm for recent meetings. My wish has been her command! xx

  21. drollgirl says

    December 7, 2009 at 8:43 pm

    these are totally fucking hilarious! and sadly they are out of my fucking price range! wah!

  22. Treacle says

    December 7, 2009 at 9:00 pm

    How cheeky! What a great idea for jewelry. 🙂

  23. miss cavendish says

    December 7, 2009 at 9:53 pm

    Those rings would indeed come in handy (ahem) at times!

  24. queengilda says

    December 7, 2009 at 11:51 pm

    uggggggh i still want these. can you please join all the rings together and make a knuckleduster???!

    anyway, i’ve voted voted and voted!

  25. WendyB says

    December 8, 2009 at 12:03 am

    Gilda, I could (and probably would if someone wanted to special order it that way) but trust me, these are soooo much more comfortable than some big piece that paralyzes your whole hand. I’ve worn these for 12 hours non-stop…I think a four-finger ring would drive you crazy after a couple of hours!

  26. GLC says

    December 8, 2009 at 12:29 am

    I want those rings. I want those rings so bad. I want those rings like I wanted to have sex with Trent Reznor when I was 15, hormonal, confused, and very into gothy skinny dudes. That’s how much I want your jewelry.

  27. hauteworld says

    December 8, 2009 at 5:19 am

    Ha! These are brilliant! Don’t know if I can afford them with having to spend on others at the moment, but better yet, I’ll put them on my Christmas list, which I will oh-so-charmingly spam my husband with. Considering how often I’ve almost been run over by crazy car-drivers in this city, they’ll definitely come in handy.

  28. duckalicious says

    December 8, 2009 at 7:40 am

    love your designs, love your blog! but I ain’t buying the fucking ring, it’s a bit too fucking expensive for me =)

  29. Nadine says

    December 8, 2009 at 8:17 am

    I love the ring – really really cool!

  30. Chessa! says

    December 8, 2009 at 9:10 am

    I LOVE this! I saw your linkon fb and had to come see! amazing.

  31. Duchesse says

    December 8, 2009 at 10:22 am

    Snarls are not appealing despite your talents. Guess photos are meant to be ironic and cool, but then these beautiful young women might achieve that effect by smiling.

  32. WendyB says

    December 8, 2009 at 11:02 am

    Actually, Duchesse, the pictures are meant to be funny. Just like the rings themselves are meant to be funny. You’ll have to go elsewhere to look for ironic and cool.

  33. heartofpearl says

    December 8, 2009 at 11:11 am

    very cool! creative;) gd uck x

  34. The Little Fashion Treasury says

    December 8, 2009 at 12:59 pm

    Hi Wendy. Oh yeees, these flat boots are also beautiful!

    If you wish to email Jessie, please let me know or simply check the Antonioli website and follow the link to personal shoppers.
    Ann Demeulemeester´s SS10 collection will also have some adorable lace/buckle shoes.You can preorder 3 different styles at Antonioli: One flat version and 2 different versions with heels.
    Hope this was helpful…

    Your collection is simply brilliant!
    Already read today Marian´s interview with you!;)
    One of my fav pieces in your collection is this cute little woolf necklace!

    Have a beautiful day!

  35. Tina says

    December 8, 2009 at 2:12 pm

    Why did I always think that those rings were attached like brass knuckles?

  36. Krisitn says

    December 8, 2009 at 10:39 pm

    I’m diggin’ the buy it now feature. I can’t wait to start hinting around to the hubs for Valentine’s Day!

  37. Kristin says

    December 8, 2009 at 10:40 pm

    Wow, so I’m pretty sure I just spelled my own name wrong. And only one beer in. Frightening.

  38. Material Girl says

    December 17, 2009 at 5:31 pm

    these are so f*ck!ng awesome. I’d say they’re even BITCHIN’.

    they got a great shoutout here (where I just linked from) – have you seen?
    http://periodicstyle.blogspot.com/2009/12/holiday-gift-guide-2009-media-madness.html

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