While browsing eBay instead of working on my website like I should be doing, I came across this vintage dress.
“You remind me of someone,” I said to the dress. What!? I can talk to dresses if I like. Jebus! Don’t judge. Anyway, sure enough, here is its sweater soulmate, made by the same company.
Lately, when I can’t remember important things I worry that I’m getting senile. Then I pull off a major feat of recollection like this one. Then I really worry that I’m getting senile. Strange knitwear information is obviously pushing all the important information out of my brain.