I’ve been distressed recently because my idol, Coco, is in Playboy Magazine, and while I have a free lifetime subscription to Playboy, some of you do not. I have been up nights worrying about you peeps missing out on Coco’s big moment. Well, now I can sleep easy thanks to Playboy.com and 10 milligrams of Ambien. Click here for an asstastic Coco interview that proves she and Ice-T are the most glorious lovers to ever couple in a club bathroom. As if there had been any doubt!