When my new hero, comedian Katt Williams, forgot to show up for Conan O’Brien and got himself arrested on gun charges all in one week, I assumed the hilarious mofo was hitting the crack pipe a little too hard.
Instead it seems Katt done gone crazy and might be taking a 72-hour vacation in a hospital a la my gorgeous client Britney Spears. This happened after he tried to check into a hotel while wearing a bathrobe with a towel wrapped around his head. Dude is stealing my style! That’s what I wear all the time around the house … except for the bathrobe part.
Anyway, feel better soon, Katt!