Thank you to the person who came to my blog by searching for “amazing bosom.” Finally! Someone has noticed. I’m so sick of being admired for my keen mind and dazzling personality. It’s about time people started loving me for my body.
Even Gigi wants to get a closer look!
UPDATED TO ADD: Woot! I got a “Wendy nice legs” search too.
UPDATED AGAIN: Okay, now I got “WendyB tits.” I’m not liking that one so much. It’s not very elegant! Let’s stick with “amazing bosom,” people. Or “breasticles,” if you must.
Practically Perfect In Every Way says
now you just want to be treated like a piece of meat? ok that seems easy.
NICE RACK WENDY!!!
oh dear god, i hope it wasn’t mothra. you know he is…
PPIEW, is it called a rack because you hang clothes from it? Just wondering.
Practically Perfect In Every Way says
i looked it up (i think you are thinking of nordies rack – good place for dicount shoes): http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rack
Miss Janey says
We’ve noticed your bodacious breasteses before. We were just too polite to say anything.
Suzanna Mars says
Well now, it seems you share this “amazing bosom” trait with Martine McCutcheon and some porno anime doll called an “AndyDroid.”
In good company, missy!
Patent Shoes && Rants says
Thankfull I did not find your blog by searching that.
Haha, that’s hilarious. I love seeing how people get to my blog.
lmao that’s amazing. What a feat, I think it’s even good enough for a mention on the ol’resume
pistols at dawn says
If dudes had boobs, we’d all die from never leaving the house.
Yes, your dazzling wit and keen intelligence are only a perk. Now our secret is out and you know — most of us are here in hopes of a glimpse of the magnificent bosom and gams 🙂
Suzanna, I have always wanted my own droid, but not that annoying C3PO. He’s so neurotic. I’ll take the little fat one that whistles.
you can add “hair” to that too – how come its always so shiny???!!! I’ve gotta get a hold of your deep conditioner!
the only people who search for my blog are Oscar Wilde fans if you know what I mean…
Sweet bosom fantastic! All I’ve gotten recently is “Top Pot Nutrition information”. Boring.
Ha ha! The hair is a mystery, Riz. I use one of those drugstore shampoo-and-conditioner-all-in-one things. I’m pretty sure its contents include formaldehyde and rat poison. But it goes well with my lead lipsticks.
Bobble Bee says
The ones looking for an “amazing bosom” now finally found the piece pf work.
Alright, the gauntlet is down. I am going to have to think of a fantastic string to google to get to your site.
Time to get the thinking cap on.
I’ll be waiting for you, Deirdre!
How do you feel about your bosom being called ‘bangers’?
How about “mythical latex wang”?
“Hairy vagina with eyes” causes such a frightening and immediate visual that I’m actually shielding my eyes away as I type so I don’t have to see that phrase again.
“breasticles” isn’t bad… 🙂 I get most of my hits for “Crack Whore” .. ouch! Luckily.. I know that it’s because I talk about the crack whore and her half-dead crack dog that live above me! ha…ha..ha…
Thanks for stopping by my site. Lucky for me… I took a date to my Christmas party, so no drunken sex with a co-worker! Thank GOD! Most of them are women and *NOT* the kind I would want to wake up next to with a hangover. 😉
you have amazing boobage, we’ve noticed but we didnt want to say anything in the fear that you may disappear up your own backside…see were doing you a favour!
are you kidding? i NEVER read your blog… i just look at your pictures lol
Shaz, I’m glad you guys have admitted the truth of my amazing bosom at last.
Ok ok-I admit I did click on the link! Well, you piqued my interest! I’m a guy, ya know!
You are such a funny chica…thanks for your comment on my blog…from your fellow sister in the Nice Rack club!