Thank you to the person who came to my blog by searching for “amazing bosom.” Finally! Someone has noticed. I’m so sick of being admired for my keen mind and dazzling personality. It’s about time people started loving me for my body.
UPDATED AGAIN: Okay, now I got “WendyB tits.” I’m not liking that one so much. It’s not very elegant! Let’s stick with “amazing bosom,” people. Or “breasticles,” if you must.