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Cleaning Out My Nightstand

May 11, 2015 by WendyB

I was cleaning out my nightstand and discovered this greeting card I bought at the Saatchi Gallery in London last summer.

saatchi

I remember being in being thoroughly entertained by the greeting-card selection that day, but I wasn’t as amused when I rediscovered this today. In fact, I thought, “What asshat gave me this?!”

I bought this slightly more upbeat card at the same time.

kanye

Hmmm. Is it more upbeat? I think it is. Maybe not.

Both cards are by Glasgow-based artist David Shrigley. You can buy more Shrigley greeting cards at Polite cards, throw them in a drawer and scare yourself with them a year later. Or you can buy me these bone-china salt and pepper shakers, also at Polite.

shakers

Click to purchase.

My favorite part of this shaker set is the note on the product page: “Please note: We at Polite do not endorse the consumption of salt, pepper or otherwise stated contents.” No pepper pushers at Polite!

 

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  1. stacy says

    May 11, 2015 at 10:10 pm

    is that the same place you bought my spider bum card? 😀

    • WendyB says

      May 12, 2015 at 11:01 pm

      Hmmm… was it there?!?

  2. nikkistyleâ„¢ says

    May 17, 2015 at 5:37 pm

    LOL, I like the first one about personal space!

    • WendyB says

      May 17, 2015 at 7:43 pm

      I definitely thought it was hilarious when I saw it!

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