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A Shoe Worthy of April Fools’ Day; You’ll Be Trippin’!

April 1, 2013 by WendyB

You know when you’re shopping for clothes or shoes and you see something awesome but then you think, “If I got that, I’d need a whole new wardrobe to go with it”? Well, because I’m a helpful person, I have a list of accessories that you’ll require if you’re considering buying these Jeffrey Campbell shoes from Urban Outfitters.

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These are real and NOT an April Fool’s Day prank. Click to purchase for $180.

I recommend tons of Ecstasy, a couple of gallons of water, a neon baby t-shirt with a slogan on it, a candy necklace, glitter makeup, a pink wig, LED gloves, a glowstick, a baby pacifier, fuzzy legwarmers and a backpack with a face on it.

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This backpack from RaveReady is out of stock, unfortunately.

Just writing this post makes me feel like I popped a molly. I’m sweatin’ like Trinidad James in his song “All Gold Everything.” Woo! (Video is NSFW or delicate-flower-type people.)

You gotta love the fact that someone took the time to write an Amazon-worthy review of the shoes on Urban Outfitters site. Enjoy:

“I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THEM
March 22, 2013
THESE SHOES ARE PERFECT!!! I want to wear them to my wedding that’s how much i love them. They’re comfy (a little hard to get used to because of the height) but they’re easy to walk in and also perform cartwheels in. I’m wearing them to my gymnastic meet this upcoming friday (GO DAZZLERS!!) PLEASE BUY THESE SHOES AND DO ME A FAVOR AND MAKE A WOMAN PROUDER OF THE HUMAN POPULATION.”

She’s got me convinced. You?

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  1. Melanie says

    April 1, 2013 at 3:35 am

    I can’t have those shoes unless I have that gold shopping cart and bicycle from the video too. But I DO loooove those shoes, for maybe one hour.

    • WendyB says

      April 1, 2013 at 10:15 pm

      Yeah, you need ALL the accessories!

  2. Couture Carrie says

    April 1, 2013 at 6:47 am

    Hilarious post, darling!

    Happy April!

    xoxox,
    CC

    • WendyB says

      April 1, 2013 at 10:16 pm

      Always happy when you stop by!

  3. Suz says

    April 1, 2013 at 9:10 am

    That is the scariest f’n backpack….

    The shoes give me flashbacks of clubkids riding the train and trying to remain upright on similar platforms. So thanks for that 🙂

    • WendyB says

      April 1, 2013 at 10:16 pm

      My pleasure!

  4. Megan Mae says

    April 1, 2013 at 3:03 pm

    Plz, Spice Girls, been there, done that, bought the t shirt. Now the massive platform boots I bought from Hot topic in the early 00’s – I’d still kill for another pair of those (in fact, they still sell them! http://www.hottopic.com/hottopic/Shoes/Boots//Demonia+Stacked+Strap+Boots-465676.jsp)

    • WendyB says

      April 1, 2013 at 10:16 pm

      I like THOSE boots!

      • Megan Mae says

        April 2, 2013 at 3:50 am

        I do too! I wish I hadn’t let someone indefinitely borrow them (who then moved to Georgia and lost contact)… Ah well, I do miss being tall. 6 inch platforms make a girl happy.

      • WendyB says

        April 2, 2013 at 12:05 pm

        A lesson learned: no shoe lending!

  5. Yasmeen (Castle Fashion) says

    April 1, 2013 at 3:31 pm

    Hahaha 16 people found the review helpful X-D I’m glad somebody likes them. I have no idea what occasion those would be suitable for..

    • WendyB says

      April 1, 2013 at 10:17 pm

      Gotta love a good, mocking review.

  6. Tina says

    April 1, 2013 at 11:51 pm

    How appropriate that my anti-spam word for this post was “disturbia”. You’re my favorite April Fool (esp if you get those shoes!! 🙂 Thanks for the great post!

    • WendyB says

      April 2, 2013 at 12:05 am

      Thanks for commenting. It feels like the old, pre-Twitter days when people comment now 😀

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