You know when you’re shopping for clothes or shoes and you see something awesome but then you think, “If I got that, I’d need a whole new wardrobe to go with it”? Well, because I’m a helpful person, I have a list of accessories that you’ll require if you’re considering buying these Jeffrey Campbell shoes from Urban Outfitters.
I recommend tons of Ecstasy, a couple of gallons of water, a neon baby t-shirt with a slogan on it, a candy necklace, glitter makeup, a pink wig, LED gloves, a glowstick, a baby pacifier, fuzzy legwarmers and a backpack with a face on it.
“I ABSOLUTELY LOVE THEM
March 22, 2013
THESE SHOES ARE PERFECT!!! I want to wear them to my wedding that’s how much i love them. They’re comfy (a little hard to get used to because of the height) but they’re easy to walk in and also perform cartwheels in. I’m wearing them to my gymnastic meet this upcoming friday (GO DAZZLERS!!) PLEASE BUY THESE SHOES AND DO ME A FAVOR AND MAKE A WOMAN PROUDER OF THE HUMAN POPULATION.”
She’s got me convinced. You?