Wondering what to do for a Halloween costume? Thinking of going with that old stand-by: the sexy cat? No need! I have found the ultimate sexy costume. Behold! The sexy watermelon dress from Yandy.com.
Yandy.com has every sexy Halloween costume option, including the sexy banana; the sexy skunk (that one’s for you, Jennine); the sexy straitjacket (aka Anita Sedative); the sexy Platinum credit card (what? no black card?); and the sexy light-up Tinkerbell costume (the one after my own heart!).
I hope these sexy outfits appeal to some of you, because I’m scared of what else I might see on Halloween. Based solely and unscientifically on my blog analytics, this year’s most coveted costume is Old Gregg. I’m not sure how many glowing manginas I can tolerate.
For those of you who haven’t yet been completely traumatized by Old Gregg, his tutu and his mangina … have at it.