Wondering what to do for a Halloween costume? Thinking of going with that old stand-by: the sexy cat? No need! I have found the ultimate sexy costume. Behold! The sexy watermelon dress from Yandy.com.
Yandy.com has every sexy Halloween costume option, including the sexy banana; the sexy skunk (that one’s for you, Jennine); the sexy straitjacket (aka Anita Sedative); the sexy Platinum credit card (what? no black card?); and the sexy light-up Tinkerbell costume (the one after my own heart!).
I hope these sexy outfits appeal to some of you, because I’m scared of what else I might see on Halloween. Based solely and unscientifically on my blog analytics, this year’s most coveted costume is Old Gregg. I’m not sure how many glowing manginas I can tolerate.
For those of you who haven’t yet been completely traumatized by Old Gregg, his tutu and his mangina … have at it.
Collette Osuna says
Ohhhh myyy, if my daughter wanted to go out in that, Id ring her friction neck!!! lol
Megan Mae says
I wish I hadn’t been introduced to Old Gregg. A friend sent it to me and I watched nearly the whole thing before realizing WTF IS THIS
I’m laughing at the watermelon dress… I wish I had a costume for this year, but I don’t even know where my tiger ears or witch’s hat are.
I was traumatized when I first saw it. Then MrB was traumatized because I kept jumping out at him yelling, “I’m Old Gregg!”
Mary Panjari says
Love The Mighty Boosh!That episode is a particular favourite of mine.
Amy Nievera says
I’m a sexy cat for Halloween!
No, not really. I’m gonna be a cat but also a vampire…
I’m totally dying over this! Glowing mangina! Anita Sedative! LOL
Hilarious! I wish we celebrated here in the same fashion, so to speak
Penny Dreadful Vintage says
The craze for sexy Halloween makes me want to weep. Whatever happened to creative?
Sexy watermelon? Now, I really have seen it all.
Also, I love that my anti-spam word is “Madonna.”
I once went out as a (very unsexy) hippo from Fantasia. The closest to these was the time I went as a slutty Snow White. And really that was just a shorter dress. The sexy watermelon-candy corn-popcorn crazy annoys the crap out of me. Maybe I’ll wear my dirndl again. Need to get my money’s worth out of that.
Maja Piraja says
Just when I thought you couldn´t get any cooler you just waltz in and write about Old Gregg. We should totally meet up and drink Bailey´s from a shoe.
My tutu is ready!
Hi my dear-wow, the watermelon dress is fun! I’m off to check out Old Gregg!! xx PS-loved your beret with the Ossie Clark dress xx
Ah, the watermelon dress is quite scandalous…maybe genius for easy access? Um, did I just say that.
I always go as a flapper…I have this killer fringed dress and amazing leather gloves red lips and I look like a tried,but somehow still look fashionable, if that is even possible for Halloween.
Gah. I miss the days when Halloween was more about sugar highs and less about being scantily clad.
I am so glad you brought attention to the sexy watermelon. I have been getting ads from Yandy recommending that exact costume on Facebook for weeks.
Sexy Spongebob still freaks me out the most!
I would want to be Old Gregg for Halloween but I’m always a slutty video game character – it’s ok because its cosplay!
Susan Tiner says
I really shouldn’t have watched that, but I did, and am so glad, because now I know the exact date of when the funk died. I always wondered.
For Those About To Shop says
Watermelon dress! Would never have thought. But to be authentic it needs to be round which kind of takes away the sexy factor.
That is highlarious! I needed a chuckle at work today!!
Julia, the Thanksgiving Girl says
Haa, now that’s an original Halloween costume!!! Well, both of them are…
Um. That’s what I was going to be for Halloween.
The Style Crone says
No costume for me this year!!!!!
Uhhh…words escape me, unfortunately images do not.
omg the skunk!
Just saw a sexy Wednesday Addams costume, can we stop this trend already please?!
that watermelon outfit is priceless!
not as great as the gorilla/tutu with the man/girl parts lit up though
thanks for putting a smile on my face this afternoon
I am a huge fan of the mighty boosh–the creators of Old Gregg, etc. Much rather see that than the sexy stuff. I always wondered about those girls that did the sexy thing on Halloween. I was dressing more like Tippy Hendron in the Birds or Isadora Duncan. I guess I’m a freak too!
Bella Q says
my worlds have now officially collided- the Mighty Boosh and Wendy B!
Couture Carrie says
I rather love that sexy watermelon costume!
Finally, a Halloween costume that allows women to show off their rib tattoos!
What took them so long?!