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Go Ahead, Make My Birthday!

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Today’s my birthday and you can make it a good one by voting for me in three categories of the not-at-all-serious-and-therefore-highly-desirable Drysdale Awards, hosted by Grant Miller Media. Go to Grant’s site, check out the left side of the screen and vote for me for Blogger of the Year, Blog With the Most Overt Product or Service Endorsements, and Blog With the Most Swears.

Fuck you if you don't vote for me.

Last year, I was delighted to win Blogger of the Year and Blog That Is Clearly Paid to Endorse a Product or Service. In 2008, I won Blog With the Most Pictures of the Blogger and (my favorite category) Blog With the Most Swears. Both those years I did a great online campaign for votes — or, as one bitch called it, a “beg-a-thon” — and seeing as all my arguments still hold water, I’ll let you re-read all that shit now:

Convinced yet? You better be. Vote for me now. Seriously. Don’t make me come to your job and knock the dicks out of your mouth to get your attention.

IT’S MY BIRTHDAY! CLICK HERE TO VOTE FOR ME, HOOKERS!

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  1. Happiest of birthdays 🙂

    I celebrated the bf’s birthday yesterday and still going through withdrawals. Just voted for you too 😉

  3. voted, and I wish you the best birthday ever!

    umm, can I squeeze in a special request, too? (feel free to delete this if I’m being too big of a fucking spammer.) so, here goes, I invite eveerybody to watch our video for David Lynch’s new song and vote for it! here it is (you can also find the link in my last blog post):
    http://genero.tv/watch-video/21106/

  9. Ms. Wendy – Happy Birthday! I hope Mr. B takes you to a fancy NY restaurant to celebrate. (And that you show us photos tomorrow.) Off to vote now.

  16. Happy Birthday!!! Maybe next year I can profile you on “Birthday”..that could be fun.

    Just casted my vote..will have my bf vote on his machine when he gets home. Good Luck!

    LC