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Go Ahead, Make My Birthday!

December 23, 2010 by WendyB

Today’s my birthday and you can make it a good one by voting for me in three categories of the not-at-all-serious-and-therefore-highly-desirable Drysdale Awards, hosted by Grant Miller Media. Go to Grant’s site, check out the left side of the screen and vote for me for Blogger of the Year, Blog With the Most Overt Product or Service Endorsements, and Blog With the Most Swears.

Fuck you if you don't vote for me.

Last year, I was delighted to win Blogger of the Year and Blog That Is Clearly Paid to Endorse a Product or Service. In 2008, I won Blog With the Most Pictures of the Blogger and (my favorite category) Blog With the Most Swears. Both those years I did a great online campaign for votes — or, as one bitch called it, a “beg-a-thon” — and seeing as all my arguments still hold water, I’ll let you re-read all that shit now:

  • Dec. 8, 2008: Eyes on the Prizes
  • Dec. 9, 2008: Eyes on the Prizes, Part II
  • Dec. 22, 2008: Hey, Hey Charla
  • Dec. 26, 2008: It Was an Honor Just to Be Nominated …
  • Jan. 4, 2009: You Know You Want Me
  • Nov. 30, 2009: Vote, Damn You!
  • Dec. 2, 2009: Outfit Post, Almost Starring Jude and Sienna
  • Dec. 5, 2009: Making a Point
  • Dec. 7, 2009: Buy It Now: Wendy Brandes Swear Rings
  • Dec. 12, 2009: Why Don’t You Choke on a Fashion Accessory?
  • Dec. 16, 2009: You Are All Winners

Convinced yet? You better be. Vote for me now. Seriously. Don’t make me come to your job and knock the dicks out of your mouth to get your attention.

IT’S MY BIRTHDAY! CLICK HERE TO VOTE FOR ME, HOOKERS!

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  1. Eli says

    December 23, 2010 at 1:02 am

    Happiest of birthdays 🙂

    I celebrated the bf’s birthday yesterday and still going through withdrawals. Just voted for you too 😉

  2. Mary says

    December 23, 2010 at 1:13 am

    Voted yesterday. Happy, happy, happy birthday xoxo

  3. duckalicious says

    December 23, 2010 at 1:20 am

    voted, and I wish you the best birthday ever!

    umm, can I squeeze in a special request, too? (feel free to delete this if I’m being too big of a fucking spammer.) so, here goes, I invite eveerybody to watch our video for David Lynch’s new song and vote for it! here it is (you can also find the link in my last blog post):
    http://genero.tv/watch-video/21106/

  4. Charlene says

    December 23, 2010 at 2:00 am

    Done, done and fucking done. Happy birthday, fucking fantastic lady. 🙂

  5. mystyle says

    December 23, 2010 at 3:53 am

    Hi my dear-Happy Birthday Wishes to you and I’m off to vote now!! xx

  6. Sister Wolf says

    December 23, 2010 at 4:43 am

    Voted you for Best Blog and the other one, but NOT for swearing, motherfucker. HAPPY BIRTHDAY! xoxo

  7. Wynne Prasetyo says

    December 23, 2010 at 4:47 am

    COOLNESS!

  8. Chic 'n Cheap Living says

    December 23, 2010 at 6:18 am

    Done, done, and done. Wishing you a bright red lipstick birthday full of great gifts!

  9. K-Line says

    December 23, 2010 at 9:36 am

    Ms. Wendy – Happy Birthday! I hope Mr. B takes you to a fancy NY restaurant to celebrate. (And that you show us photos tomorrow.) Off to vote now.

  10. Marian says

    December 23, 2010 at 9:49 am

    Happy Birthday Wendy honey! have a wonderful day sweetheart
    xx
    Marian.

  11. Fashionistable says

    December 23, 2010 at 9:59 am

    Happy Birthday Wendy. I have voted. Good Luck. And congratulations for making the list. Have a brilliant day. Xxxx

  12. Penny Dreadful Vintage says

    December 23, 2010 at 10:24 am

    Happy birthday! I’ve voted for you, I didn’t want to get my dick knocked.

  13. jennine says

    December 23, 2010 at 10:25 am

    happy birthday my sweets! it’s going to be the best day ever!
    🙂

  14. maya says

    December 23, 2010 at 10:29 am

    Happy Birthday! You got my vote!
    xx
    maya

  15. Tina says

    December 23, 2010 at 10:38 am

    Happy Birthday!!!

  16. thebirthdaygirl says

    December 23, 2010 at 11:14 am

    Happy Birthday!!! Maybe next year I can profile you on “Birthday”..that could be fun.

    Just casted my vote..will have my bf vote on his machine when he gets home. Good Luck!

    LC

  17. Marissa says

    December 23, 2010 at 11:50 am

    Happy birthday, Wendy! I’ll be voting for you. The anti-spam word is chocolate – seems appropriate for a birthday girl. 🙂

  18. Sara says

    December 23, 2010 at 11:54 am

    Happy happy happy birthday!

  19. Alicia says

    December 23, 2010 at 1:13 pm

    HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

  20. Julia, the Thanksgiving Girl says

    December 23, 2010 at 1:39 pm

    Voted! Happy Birthday 🙂

  21. Madeleine Gallay says

    December 23, 2010 at 1:40 pm

    Happy birthday and voted …

  22. anne c. says

    December 23, 2010 at 2:57 pm

    Have a beautiful & wonderful birthday! ♥ & yes, voted xxx

  23. Catie says

    December 23, 2010 at 5:34 pm

    Voted!!!!!

  24. mai says

    December 23, 2010 at 7:24 pm

    Voted! Happy Birthday!

  25. Winnie says

    December 23, 2010 at 8:15 pm

    Voted! Hope you had an amazing birthday!

  26. SiouxsieL says

    December 23, 2010 at 9:57 pm

    Just voted! Happy Birthday!

  27. Punctuation Mark says

    December 23, 2010 at 10:10 pm

    done with the voting! happy birthday!!

  28. Lee Oliveira says

    December 23, 2010 at 11:10 pm

    You got my vote girl,
    Happy Birthday.. have a fabulous day and hope you will get spoiled
    LOx

  29. Julie Anne Rhodes says

    December 24, 2010 at 1:35 am

    Happy birthday gorgeous, and of course I’ll vote for you!

  30. Audi says

    December 24, 2010 at 4:01 am

    Happy fucking birthday Wendy! I just cast my vote!

  31. Queen Marie says

    December 24, 2010 at 5:47 am

    Many Happy Returns Wendy xxx
    Am off to vote for you right now!

  32. Grit and Glamour says

    December 24, 2010 at 8:33 am

    Done, done, and done! Looks like you’re in the lead. Hope you win!

    Merry Christmas!

    ♥ V
    http://www.gritandglamour.com
    twitter: @gritandglamour

  33. Emma at Daily Clothes Fix says

    December 24, 2010 at 5:37 pm

    Happy birthday. I’ve voted for you in all three categories.

  34. Lara says

    December 26, 2010 at 12:57 pm

    Happiest belated birthday! Hope you had a wonderful day! Been off the grid for a week… still catching up!

  35. stacy says

    December 26, 2010 at 3:39 pm

    Voted again… you’re still way ahead!

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