Do You Want It Wrinkly or Ignorant?

A few months ago, someone submitted a comment to this blog accusing me of being a “wrinkly slut.” My first reaction was to say, “Mom, that’s the pot calling the kettle black!” I kid, I kid. My mother is smooth and chaste. In reality, my first reaction was to say, “‘Wrinkly Slut’ would be a great name for a cocktail!”

Since then, we — and by “we,” I mean “my gorgeous friend Tina, working entirely by herself” — have slaved over the recipe for the Wrinkly Slut. One effort included cranberries, but Tina’s final creation is a spicy margarita. Behold!

The Wrinkly Slut is garnished with a Thai chili pepper and a slice of jalapeno. I’m going to let Tina announce the recipe to the world since she deserves the credit, but I assure you it’s very tasty. I also assure you that I’m not as inebriated as I might appear in this photo.

Cheers!

I swear on my chaste mother that I only look bleary-eyed because I was laughing so hard at a Bethany-Kelly conversation on The Real Housewives of New York City. Anyway, I think Tina should do a whole line of Slut cocktails. I think there would be a lot of demand for the “Ignorant Slut.”

UPDATED TO ADD: I apologize to the people outside the U.S. who can’t see the Saturday Night Live clip from Hulu. It was the best I could do, because the toothless whores at NBC hunt down and delete any SNL clips that appear on YouTube.