A few months ago, someone submitted a comment to this blog accusing me of being a “wrinkly slut.” My first reaction was to say, “Mom, that’s the pot calling the kettle black!” I kid, I kid. My mother is smooth and chaste. In reality, my first reaction was to say, “‘Wrinkly Slut’ would be a great name for a cocktail!”
Since then, we — and by “we,” I mean “my gorgeous friend Tina, working entirely by herself” — have slaved over the recipe for the Wrinkly Slut. One effort included cranberries, but Tina’s final creation is a spicy margarita. Behold!
The Wrinkly Slut is garnished with a Thai chili pepper and a slice of jalapeno. I’m going to let Tina announce the recipe to the world since she deserves the credit, but I assure you it’s very tasty. I also assure you that I’m not as inebriated as I might appear in this photo.
I swear on my chaste mother that I only look bleary-eyed because I was laughing so hard at a Bethany-Kelly conversation on The Real Housewives of New York City. Anyway, I think Tina should do a whole line of Slut cocktails. I think there would be a lot of demand for the “Ignorant Slut.”
UPDATED TO ADD: I apologize to the people outside the U.S. who can’t see the Saturday Night Live clip from Hulu. It was the best I could do, because the toothless whores at NBC hunt down and delete any SNL clips that appear on YouTube.
You are too funny. I laughed out loud at this item…can’t wait to sample the cocktail! xo
I’m hereafter naming cocktails after any insults I happen to acquire through Bonne Vie!
Also, wrinkly slut? Is that the best they could come up with!? I’m ashamed of their lack of imagination.
Oh hell, see, this is my first time on here and your anti-spam made me type in “pooch”. Also, I lawl’d it up during this, for real. Anyway, I could probably use a few Ignorant and Wrinkly Sluts about now.