A recent spam email, offering to teach me “sexspanish,” asked, “Would you like to be her naughty student and learn Cervantes?”
Kink-ay!How intellectual! If the spammer had suggested getting naughty while learning Chaucer, I might have gone for it.
I Was a Sexenglish Major in College
Kink-ay!
how about Dr. Seus, it’s just more my reading level.
in a box, with a fox, bitches!
Intellectual spam. If they could come up with some kind of pump to increase IQ that is some spam I might be into.
hilarious. Ooh baby you make una guapa dulcinea…. that’s the extent of the spanish I remember…
LOL!! I love it!
What a strange spammer!
Hilarious!
Chaucer’s Pardoner always reminds me of Axl Rose.
Spammers will conjure up anything to bypass anti stam programs. funny to see what turns up in my spam folder..and should say that is quite amusing too!
People tend to give Chaucer a lot of credit for writing stories that are essentially about doing it and fart jokes.
I’d like to be the Chaucer of this generation.
Hi Wendy-ooh, what an intriguing email! BTW, were you a good student or naughty student-I reckon you were a very good girl!!
LOL. Chaucer really is dirty!
que caliente!
There’s nothing sexy about “Beowulf.”
Damn. Who knew WendyB was such a dirty, smart girl?
If you are a French major, isn’t that offer redundant?
Wendy! I was an English major, too, and took Erotic Writing. So I guess that makes me a Sexenglish Major, eh?
Cervantes must be rolling over in his grave . . .
Talk about tilting at windmills!
xoxox,
CC
Helloooo! Chaucer didn’t write Beowulf. Now the Wife of Bath, that is sexy. But of course the naughty AND studious WendyB would know that.
SO funny!
Que caliente!
This post made me laugh so much! 🙂
haha yeah definitely! I once feel in love with a boy who used the word exanguinate when describing a medical procedure that he underwent. It was amazing.
And in the same way I can really like someone but then hate them when i find out that they can’t spell for shit.
Spammers are usually pretty weird
jajajjaja! (that’s how my cousins laugh in spanish over IM.)
a slut for chaucer,
D
I wish I got good e-mail like this.
Mine is always for Viagra.
I only get spam offers for penis enlargement or winning the Nigerian lotto…
<3
Wendy, have you ever read “Shakespeare’s Bawdy?” It explains all of Will’s naughty references that just fly over our 21st century heads. Methinks you’d much enjoy it.
Bahahahaha!
LMAO
Ay dios mio!
I need to get some of this naughty spam. Hmmmm cervantes = naughty ehhh interesting