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I’d Like to Thank the Little People

June 13, 2008 by WendyB

I’d like to thank the little people — the dwarfs AND the midgets — who helped me on my way to the top. Now that I’ve won this prestigious award, I promise I won’t change a bit except for the fact that I won’t return your calls and I’m only going to hang out with people like Madonna from now on.

My prestigious award

Don’t be bitter. I doubt you’d even appreciate Petrus! Hold on a second, I’ll be right back to you guys.

(aside) “Oh!My!God! Madonna, are you pouring Cristal into the Petrus?! Wait, wait, throw this 10-carat diamond in too and THEN drink it. Ha ha! Madonna Louise Ciccone! You are such a card.”

Okay, I’m back. What was I saying? Oh yeah. I won’t be hanging out with you riff-raff anymore, but at least you can say that you knew me before I was famous — before I was Uber-Menshed by Dressed and Pressed.

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Comments

  1. retifism says

    June 13, 2008 at 10:46 am

    Hah! I love that write up by Dressed and Pressed. You have a wicked sense of humor. Keep bringing it on!

  2. Miss Janey says

    June 13, 2008 at 11:00 am

    You and your butt-bow look so purty over there…

  3. McGone says

    June 13, 2008 at 11:19 am

    Just please promise us that you won’t pick up on Madonna’s fake British accent.

  4. WendyB says

    June 13, 2008 at 11:22 am

    McGone, I’ve already acquired an African child and a red string for my wrist. A fake British accent is next on my list.

  5. CDP says

    June 13, 2008 at 12:22 pm

    Angelina’s going to kick both of your asses. African babies are HER thing.

  6. Savvy Gal says

    June 13, 2008 at 12:27 pm

    Just want to say your jewelry pieces are great.

  7. Dressed and Pressed says

    June 13, 2008 at 12:43 pm

    Hey, hands off Madonna! That red string wearing, African baby-napper is my bitch!

  8. Aretha says

    June 13, 2008 at 1:37 pm

    You should now publish some Madonna candids when you two go out with,specially in the yoga classes with Gwyneth

  9. Sharon Rose says

    June 13, 2008 at 1:59 pm

    Well congratulations to you!! If you’re looking for a british accent, I heartily recommend ‘Essex girl’-it does have a lovely common twang!

  10. Carolina Lange says

    June 13, 2008 at 2:23 pm

    You are so funny!

  11. Blue Floppy Hat says

    June 13, 2008 at 3:14 pm

    Hey, you’ve been Gawkered AND Under-menshed and we knew you before that- do we get little buttons now, saying that? 🙂

  12. annabananna says

    June 13, 2008 at 5:21 pm

    maybe i can be your stalker?

  13. enc says

    June 13, 2008 at 7:50 pm

    GOOBER-mensch, more like! 😉

    Just kidding.

  14. Dustcakeboy says

    June 14, 2008 at 3:01 am

    I’ve missed this blog a truckload!

    /DCB.

  15. Make Do & Mend says

    June 14, 2008 at 7:08 am

    ah shucks Wendy – Madonna was so last year I know you’re really hanging out with Peaches Geldof – because she is so talented and amazing.

  16. Pamcasso says

    June 14, 2008 at 8:22 am

    ha, my boyfriend is working on his phd and he teaches undergrads and he said that buying him a bottle of ’61 Petrus was an automatic A. one of his students actually looked up the price!

  17. altamiranyc says

    June 14, 2008 at 8:15 pm

    Hey, don’t forget about me!!

  18. Diabolina says

    June 15, 2008 at 9:18 am

    u bonkers 😉

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