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Latex-Look Top by Balenciaga

May 10, 2008 by WendyB

This Balenciaga top is on sale on Yoox this weekend.


The sale price is $605. If that’s a lot of money to you, I’d say the better investment is a WendyB Lotus Necklace. If $605 is nothing to you, you should buy the top AND a Lotus Necklace.

Question of the day: Who’s pervier? The person who came to this blog by searching for “hot latex girls” or the one who was searching for “Elton John in shorts”? Ha ha! That’s a trick question! The correct answer is “the person who was searching for ‘latex burqa.'”

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  1. Iheartfashion says

    May 10, 2008 at 11:25 am

    I like your logic Wendy B!

  2. enc says

    May 10, 2008 at 12:08 pm

    I’d rather have the necklace.

  3. WendyB says

    May 10, 2008 at 12:09 pm

    Well, ENC, if you must choose, that is the sensible choice.

  4. the princess says

    May 10, 2008 at 1:48 pm

    if i were a rich girl i would definately buy that shirt AND one silver and one gold mama’s day necklace. love them wendy, love them! i am showing them to the boyfriend love them.

  5. Alya says

    May 11, 2008 at 12:31 pm

    omg there was a person who searched for a latex burqa? Kinky Taliban guy perhaps?

  6. WendyB says

    May 11, 2008 at 12:34 pm

    ^^”kinky taliban guy” would be an awesome search term.

  7. Sales Rack Raider says

    May 11, 2008 at 11:22 pm

    It looks kinda hot–both literally and figuratively-speaking. I like all things weird, but isn’t it like wearing a trash bag?

    I like your logic. Cool jewelry is a way better investment (that Edburga poison ring is seriously rockin’).

  8. Kate says

    May 12, 2008 at 1:49 am

    I just hope this wasn’t one person looking up all three at the same time…I’m disturbed yet entertained at the same time! (I think it’s the thought of the combination of all three plus Elton John stylee glasses…now that’s a look)

  9. Shaz says

    May 12, 2008 at 5:54 am

    omg, how do you find out how people search to come to your blog? thats such cool info to have!

  10. WendyB says

    May 12, 2008 at 9:09 am

    Shaz, Feedburner and Google Analytics are good options.

  11. Susie Bubble says

    May 12, 2008 at 10:45 am

    Was perspiring profusely today so I think I’ll take the necklace over the latex top…

  12. bear says

    May 12, 2008 at 5:10 pm

    hahah!! too funny!

  13. Saccus Bag says

    February 28, 2009 at 5:22 am

    Well, if you put both “latex” and “burqa” in your text, then they will be indexed by any search engine and anybody searching for these items will be lead to you.

    Fine joke, but a little bit offensive to the ones that do honestly search for these items.

    Such stuff is fine in flu season, isn’t it? 😉

    Protects also better than any other rainwear. 😉

    Just short of a full Hazmat suit, but much quicker donned and doffed unless you chose to wear nonthing underneath. 😉

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