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Recidivism

October 18, 2007 by WendyB

When I recently confessed to pinching a flower, I didn’t realize I had a long history of floral molestation. However, incriminating photographic evidence has emerged.

Assaulting a flower in Oslo, 2007


Harassing a flower in Washington, D.C., in 1992.

Don’t tell my parole officer!


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  1. Mal Sirrah says

    October 18, 2007 at 12:16 pm

    Hey I miss you stopping by my page – please drop by and visit more often. Also if you ever have any suggestions for me, please let me know – I welcome and depend on them…

    Malcolm

  2. Valley Girl says

    October 18, 2007 at 1:08 pm

    You are so pretty!

  3. Busy Bee says

    October 18, 2007 at 1:25 pm

    You are funny.

    The Bee is out!

  4. Angela says

    October 18, 2007 at 1:42 pm

    The pixie cut looks great on you! (Also, blogger managed to pull a fast one and log me out, grrr.)

  5. The Narcist says

    October 18, 2007 at 4:05 pm

    lmao @ “floral molestation”

  6. Aretha says

    October 18, 2007 at 7:25 pm

    Ahh, you had the cuttest haircut back in 1992

  7. Debbie Shiamay says

    October 19, 2007 at 4:52 am

    I wanted to say it but I guess everyone else already did. You look so cute! And your pose is so funny haha!

  8. Romeika says

    October 19, 2007 at 9:23 am

    The flower post is fun, but what is really remarkable is how you didn’t age a month from a pic taken in 1992! WOW:-O I wanna be like you when i grow up.

  9. shell says

    October 19, 2007 at 9:50 am

    i’m afraid i am just as guilty of flower molestation! i just can’t keep my hands off! πŸ˜‰

  10. Lynn says

    October 19, 2007 at 10:47 am

    Aah hibiscus… Someday i’ll link to this post, promise! You look as cute as a rosebud πŸ™‚

  11. WendyB says

    October 19, 2007 at 1:03 pm

    Thank you for the kind comments, sweet peeps, but Debbie, do not try to be stealing my signature pose! I’m going to trademark that! πŸ˜‰

  12. bee says

    October 19, 2007 at 1:17 pm

    love it.

    your hair looks incredible short as well!

  13. jennine says

    October 19, 2007 at 1:54 pm

    you are adorable.
    i can’t think of anything else to say.
    πŸ˜‰

  14. WendyB says

    October 19, 2007 at 1:56 pm

    Aw, thank you Jennine and Bee. (Though my family is all like, “Don’t do that hair again.”)

  15. Diana @ So Fash'on says

    October 19, 2007 at 2:49 pm

    that’s a funny thing to discover about yourself, no? πŸ™‚ your smile just brightened my day!

  16. Diana @ So Fash'on says

    October 19, 2007 at 2:49 pm

    that’s a funny thing to discover about yourself, no? πŸ™‚ your smile just brightened my day!

  17. Diana @ So Fash'on says

    October 19, 2007 at 2:49 pm

    that’s a funny thing to discover about yourself, no? πŸ™‚ your smile just brightened my day!

  18. Shaz says

    October 20, 2007 at 1:38 am

    hahaha, i never thought of it as ‘flower molestation’ but now you mke me feel guilty…u certainly do have a history of it, im not sure if they have services to help people overcome flower molestation, but at the rate ur going there just might be lol..very funny post!!

  19. Lady N says

    October 21, 2007 at 6:41 pm

    This is such a funny post! It had me laughing out loud in front of my laptop like a lunatic!

  20. In Yr Fshn says

    October 22, 2007 at 7:40 am

    You could start a club: “The Perennial Pinchers”

  21. WendyB says

    October 22, 2007 at 7:54 am

    Ha! Jenn, that is weirdly well-timed. I saw a comic strip this weekend that portrayed three tour buses. The first was Leaf Peepers. Then there was Pumpkin Poachers and Corn Stalkers. I think my pinching tour might require just a van or even a bike built for two, rather than a whole bus.

  22. Practically Perfect In Every Way says

    September 20, 2008 at 9:46 pm

    how do you not age in 15 years????

  23. pc says

    August 12, 2010 at 11:21 pm

    Ha! My fellow calls me the Flora Fondler!

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