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Kittehs (and Porn) Rule the Internet

April 23, 2014 by WendyB

The puppets of the play Avenue Q sang, “The Internet is for porn.”

But, according to my scientific research totally made-up numbers, only 40% of the Internet is for porn. Forty percent is for cats. Ten percent is for idiots to write irrational comments on news sites. Five percent is for very young people and one large blogging platform to misuse the word “literally.” The final five percent is for the rest of us.

I was thinking of all of this because FitzRoy the cat is killing it on Instagram lately. It’s no big thing for my Exotic Shorthair kitteh (aka The Cat in the Bowl) to get 300 likes on one of his photos. But this week, he blew past his old records. As of today, he has 861 likes on this picture!

fitzgram

Now I’m wondering if he can get to 1,000. Click here to give him a like, and don’t forget to share the FitzRoy love with your porn-watching, kitteh-loving friends. Tell your porn-loving, kitteh-watching friends as well.

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  1. K-Line says

    April 23, 2014 at 5:58 pm

    Those numbers are absolutely scientific. I can vouch for them.

    • WendyB says

      April 23, 2014 at 6:02 pm

      Thank you. I feel all official now.

  2. Patti @ NotDeadYet Style says

    April 23, 2014 at 7:09 pm

    My numbers soar when I feature a kitteh. FitzRoy is adorable, photogenic, and has had ballet training, I see!

    • WendyB says

      April 23, 2014 at 7:20 pm

      Oh, yes, he’s passionate about ballet!

  3. stacy says

    April 23, 2014 at 7:27 pm

    I think your numbers are way off… cats dominate the net. At least 75% (of which FitzRoy accounts for a HUGE part).

    xo

    • WendyB says

      April 23, 2014 at 7:31 pm

      Fitz is 75% of the 75%!!!!

  4. Monika Faulkner says

    April 24, 2014 at 2:51 pm

    Fitzroy deserves every single “like” he gets, dear Wendy…he’s a star!!

    • WendyB says

      April 24, 2014 at 6:51 pm

      I want him to be a Kitteh Kardashian. Make all the monies!

      • Monika Faulkner says

        April 25, 2014 at 5:08 pm

        Why the heck not?! He’s sure got the right “cat-ittude” for the gig!! 😀

      • WendyB says

        April 28, 2014 at 3:09 pm

        Since I posted that, his picture on Tumblr has gotten over 10,000 notes!!

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