Superman II was the best of the Christopher Reeve Superman movies because it had three hot villains.
Okay, it had two hot villains. The dude on the right was just some kind of Wookiee with slightly reduced body hair. But on the far left, we have Ursa. Behold the beauteousness of Ursa!
Behold her fabulous tall boots, sex-ay open sleeves, pixie hairdo and clever way of accessorizing basic black with doodads taken off people she killed. Wait! It gets better! Behold the leg of Ursa!
“Don’t be jealous.”In the original Superman movie, Superman’s dad called her “the woman Ursa, whose perversions and unreasoning hatred of all mankind has threatened even the children of the planet Krypton.” I think we all know was really going on. Mr. Superman wanted to sample some of Ursa’s hot, freshly baked perversions and Ursa said, “I’m busy being perverted with a semi-hairless Wookiee and the guy that WendyB hasn’t mentioned yet. Talk to my secretary and maybe she can get you on my calendar for the first of never.” So the vengeful Mr. Superman sent Ursa and her man-bitches to the “Phantom Zone,” which is like Guantanamo Bay in space because you’re supposed to be locked in there for all eternity.
Ursa breaks a bitch’s neck while wondering if she needs to pick up milk for her Wookiee.Ursa and her two sex slaves escaped the Zone in Superman II and came to visit the planet Houston. Yes, the planet Houston. Ursa, being easy-going, allowed her little post-prison excursion to be led by her non-Wookiee houseboy, General Zod. You gotta love General Zod. In addition to being meticulous about his facial hair and willing to bare just a little too much cleavage, General Zod was confident, and that is always attractive in a man. If he said Earth was now the planet Houston, you’d better believe it was the planet Houston.
General Zod has an amazing bosom.He also liked to roam around the planet Houston yelling at people: “Kneel before Zod!” Men, women, children — it made no difference. He wanted them all to kneel before Zod. He was man of prodigious and perverted appetites. A sick, insatiable man. The kind of man I admire. The kind of man who should be president! Kneel before Zod in 2008!
Because Zod is running for president, the position of ruler of planet Houston opened up and I easily won it. I can tell because the tributes have been pouring in from my faithful servants. They call these tributes “tags” and “memes,” which I believe are similar to precious metals. Just yesterday, Diana and This Lady knelt before me to pay tribute to my powerful intellect and excellent question-answering skills. Today, Queen Michelle knelt, respectfully offering me a Thinking Blogger Award, as The Clothes Horse wisely did before her. (A queen!!! Zod only ever got a president to kneel. In!Your!Face!Zod!)
Kneel!I have a riding crop and false eyelashes and I’m not afraid to use them!
Let it be known that Wendy Brandes is a generous and loving planetary ruler! I have personally selected five subjects to kneel before me and share in this Thinking Blogger award. After, I must feed them to the Wookiee or he gets low blood sugar. But I know their families will relish this honor as long as I let them live.
These are my victims:
- Bottle Blonde, for making me think, “Hey, that chick with the huge hooters should post more often.”
- Imelda, because I think she hasn’t gotten one of these yet.
- The Gamut, because I think she has very soft lips.
- Sideshow by the Seashore, because I think she has agreed to run a tedious errand for me.
- The Ugly Earring, because I think she deserves some love after falling victim to a plant-napper.
Be sure to click here, victims, to find out what your responsibilities and privileges are. Do it while kneeling. The rest of you are dismissed until the next feeding time.
You rock those eyelashes, girl!
aahh! cute! i love super villans…
also flash gordon.
and of course, you deserve the thinking blogger award! i have been nominated, but i’m too lazy to post about i.
Hahaha I love Superman!
Wow, Thanx for letting me by your victim 😉 hehe!
very cute…
congrats for the award 🙂
those eyelashes are great, keep wearing them 😉
you look so cute and hawt! haha and you got a great smile.
*steals the riding croop*
Congratulations on your well deserved award, hot stuff!
Riding crop? What kind of S&M shizz have you gotten yourself into? I love it!
P.S. Ursa scared the fuck out of me when I was a kid.
P.P.S. Thank you for the award!
Nadine, don’t make me use the eyelashes on you.
You should TOTALLY carry that crop around all the time.
^^I brought it to dinner that time, but since you were obedient, I left it in my purse. Lucky for you!
Oh, “Kneel before Zod,” always a classic reference. Still, how disappointing are they for getting trapped in a weird plastic album cover and sent into space?
PAD, I know, and then they needed a hydrogen bomb to break them out of there? Please! Everyone knows Ursa’s hotness would have melted the plastic album cover in seconds. No need for bombs.
OHMYGOD! I have to say that TERRANCE STAMP is my all time favorite dashing, sometimes slimy LIMEY! He’s aged soooo well. Must revisit superman and General Zod! He’s on myspace: http://www.myspace.com/terence_stamp_fanpage
I don’t know whether to be relieved or disappointed…
The BF might have appreciated some new tricks.
thank you for this!
did you do a hair chop?
Srorie, no, I’ve done hair growing. This is an old picture (2001)! But what can I do; I don’t pose with a riding crop very often so we have to take what is available. I’ve generally had very short hair. This is the longest it’s been, probably.
Whoa!! For a second there I thought I had accidentally clicked on “Dominatrix Hotties” instead of your site… hee..hee..hee..
Let’s face it.. Ursa was HoT! ha..ha.ha…
PPP, yes, Ursa is one of my idols. I’m not ALL about Coco, you know.
I’d never noticed how hot Ursa was before now!
And I just got that award too- but I didn’t know about the rules attached to it!
awesome post! that crop with your latex leggings and your camera will melt!
nothing better than a bitchy super villain, that’s why i model my life after mary poppins. that bitch ruled her territory!
Oh, I was scared of that ho! She’s the type who’d stash a razor in her lower lip and a shank in her bun. If you don’t get that medicine down in the most delightful way, she’ll get all stabby with you.
super-callafragilistic-hellyabitches! now open your mouth ho and swallow that medicine!
Ursa reminded me of Pat Benatar when she was at the zenith of her career.
God bless General Zod.
Now I have to see you in Ursa’s outfit!
riding crops are hot, I think…very cute indeed
love the boots. reminds me of the impossible to find thigh high acquo boots (£700 on ebay)
you must check out the stage play version of The Avengers which had a similiar look costume wise for the lead actress. Oh and did i mention all the costumes were latex too?
xx
ps: siger morrison were the last desigenrs to do anything remotely like the Aquo boots but i’ve heard a rumour a designer trying to remake them.