My gorgeous client Alyssa, commenting on my jewelry’s popularity with naughty girls Britney and Lindsay, says, “Maybe you should set up shops in the exclusive rehab places they all go to. Jewelry is a healthier addiction!” She adds, “Personally, I think an ankle monitoring device ‘cover-up’ would be a hot seller.” In addition to being…
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Xenobia in Bermuda
My jewelry gets around. Xenobia contemplated the sea in Bermuda with Angela, one of my gorgeous clients. If you are one of my gorgeous clients, please send me travel photos of your jewelry. (If you are Britney Spears, get help!)
Britney Spears stole my ring, y’all!
Run out and get the Britney’s Meltdown issue of OK! Magazine. Ms. Brit-Brit is wearing my Borgia ring on page 46. She helped herself to that ring and quite a few other items during the shoot. It’s always nice when someone appreciates my designs but I generally don’t like to offer customers a five-finger discount….