The Metropolitan Museum of Art announced that next year’s spring Costume Institute exhibition will be themed “Camp: Notes on Fashion,” aka “Wendy’s Special Occasion Wardrobe.”
I know that tickets to the exhibit’s opening gala cost big bucks …
… but someone should still invite me as his or her guest, because I’m clearly a VIP when it comes to this theme.
Heaven forbid that I end up stuck at home that night, walking the dog in unlaced sneakers rather than sashaying down the red carpet in fabulous heels.
I think we can all agree that would be a grave injustice! Met Gala goddess Anna Wintour, please take note!