I am fascinated with the ultra-defined appearance of Angelina Jolie’s jawline in this poster for The Tourist, her new movie with Johnny Depp.
That jawline is so sharp that it makes me think of a hatchet or a throwing knife. Angelina could cut a bitch with her own face! I like it. It’s good to have a lethal weapon always available in case one is forced to engage in hand-to-jaw combat with scary mobs such as zombies or the TSA (“Truly! Sexual Assault!”). I just hope Johnny got danger pay.
Which do you think is likely to cause greater injury? Angelina’s jaw or the assault-with-a-deadly-eyebrow brows?
For those of you who are as enthralled as I am, I’ve found an online celebration of Angie Jo’s jaw. Enjoy!