I am fascinated with the ultra-defined appearance of Angelina Jolie’s jawline in this poster for The Tourist, her new movie with Johnny Depp.
That jawline is so sharp that it makes me think of a hatchet or a throwing knife. Angelina could cut a bitch with her own face! I like it. It’s good to have a lethal weapon always available in case one is forced to engage in hand-to-jaw combat with scary mobs such as zombies or the TSA (“Truly! Sexual Assault!”). I just hope Johnny got danger pay.
Which do you think is likely to cause greater injury? Angelina’s jaw or the assault-with-a-deadly-eyebrow brows?
For those of you who are as enthralled as I am, I’ve found an online celebration of Angie Jo’s jaw. Enjoy!
Julia, the Thanksgiving Girl says
lol, another Photoshop disaster?
Kim Yamaguchi says
I have often marveled at Angelina’s jaw. It does seem to have gotten sharper as she’s gotten older.
But she’s Angelina Jolie. Pretty much perfect no matter how deadly.
fashion butter says
I wonder if they used Angelina’s razor sharp jawline to shape Johnny Depp’s facial hair. That shit is meticulously trimmed, boyband style!
devilishly pleasurable says
If Jaws Could Kill– Beyond The Shark.
But seriously, looking at her, anything goes.
it is almost as sharp as maria shriver’s!!!!
Jeez I hope it’s photoshop, Johnny Depp looks awful!
Reena x says
Wowsers, her jaw’s sharper than some of the knives in my kitchen. She’s a stunner though
Penny Dreadful Vintage says
She looks like the aliens in Mars Attacks
Did you ever see when Conan O’Brien used to do that ridiculous thing where there was a still photo of Arnold Schwarzenegger and they made his lips move? Anyway, one time they made him talk about how he opened beer bottles on Maria Shriver’s cheekbones and this totally reminded me of that… also, my anti-spam word is “bacon,” which I suspect Angelina does not eat which is why she has no face fat.
Ha ha! I never saw that one. Brilliant.
miss cavendish says
And Johnny’s is so soft in contrast . . .
Denise @ Swelle says
She is looking mighty angular these days! Johnny = Ali G?
Prêt à Porter P says
I’m really hoping this movie is good since I’ve long waited for these 2 to team up. But I’m expecting to be disappointed…
lmfao I literally went to that page and laughed out loud. How did you even find that haha. So funny
It def is a weapon though, it’s nuts. I hope Johnny had some good insurance. He has some great structure also.
hahah you are hilariously observant! What’s scary is that this poster doesn’t seem far off from real life. Angelina needs to find herself a bucket of chicken wings!
why does johnny depp look so crappy in this poster?
HAHA. this makes me smile . ive always been told i have a similar jawline .and guys complain when i snuggle up to them . it hurts them !
Vint Junky says
Please god tell me it’s photoshopped
I need Angelina to have some sort of chin sag… or just any kind of flaw
I think it just looks rather odd. But maybe it would be useful as a leveler if you were building something.
OMG I have never noticed this about her before. Xxxx
I think whoever worked the Photoshop on that image is a lethal weapon in his/her own right.
It’s pretty impressive.