I’ve been trying to remember which acquaintance told me a story that ended in the words “…so I was embarrassed in front of Eddie Money.”
I’ve also been trying to remember what kind of terrible faux pas would put Eddie Money in a position to judge your ass.
If you’re the one with the Eddie Money story, please admit it in the comments. If you’re not the one who was embarrassed in front of Eddie Money, tell me another embarrassing story in the comments. Then I will rate its severity according to the celebrity who is entitled to look down on you:
- Gwyneth Paltrow, for very minor offenses, like saying, “Nice to meet you” to someone you’ve already met.
- Eddie Money, for stories that are mortifying by any reasonable standards.
- Whitney Houston, for stories that are truly degrading.
- Kelly Bensimon, for stories that are so shameful you should be isolated from polite society until your psychosis is under control.