There is only one day left to vote for me in the “prestigious” Drysdale Awards at Grant Miller Media. (UPDATED MONDAY: POLLS ARE CLOSED, BUT READ ON ANYWAY). I am nominated for Blog With the Most Swearing, Blog That is Clearly Contracted to Endorse a Product or Service, and Blogger of the Year. I am dismayed to see that I am losing ground in the swearing category. What the fuck do I have to do to convince you whores to (a) vote from me from every computer/browser/iPhone/BlackBerry that you can find or steal and (b) make all your family, friends and colleagues do the same? I have already shown you how I help other people swear more.
Maybe I need to share one of my favorite songs. In 1988, I fell in love with the movie Mondo New York, about the downtown art/club scene. I got the soundtrack (on tape!) and still listen to it. My favorite songs are Phoebe Legere‘s “Marilyn Monroe” … and Dean and the Weenies‘ classic, “Fuck You.” Here’s the Dean and the Weenies clip. Frankly, my sluts, if a 6’6″ bald man wearing statement earrings and singing, “Fuck thermonuclear war/Fuck Mary Tyler Moore” doesn’t impress you, I don’t know what will.