You can’t be blue if you’re wearing these shoes by Georgina Goodman. The following shoe traits are known for their antidepressant effects:
- Day-Glo pink
- Tail fin
- Striped soles
I think these shoes would have felt right at home in Madonna’s Borderline video. I still want the graffiti skirt and fluorescent shoes from that one. Madonna, call me if you have those in storage somewhere.
I can’t find a Youtube clip of Steve Martin’s “happy feet” line (the penguins got it from HIM), but I did find this transcript of a Saturday Night Live monologue that has both happy feet and Steve’s bit on the drug that makes you small. Really small. Enjoy!