Check out this New York Times story on the sexist asshats at the Phoenix Country Club. I like the part where the men were urinating on Wanda Diethelm’s pecan tree because she wanted to eat in their male-only dining room. She had to set up a security camera. Wanda, if you got any good shots of the guys’ teeny, tiny penises, please send them to me so I can post them. A microphallus is always good for a laugh.