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Searching for Answers

May 19, 2008 by WendyB

I feel compelled to respond to a few more search terms that have led people to this blog.

  • How much does jewelry designers make? Well, some designers does make a lot and some does make a little. It does depend on a variety of factors. I does not recommend it as a get-rich-quick scheme.
  • Lady Marbela by Christina Aguilera and Pink is the wrong name. The correct one is “Lady Marmalade.”
  • Anne Boelyn’s dog’s name was Purkoy. When Purkoy died, people were scared to break the bad news to her. King Henry had to tell her himself.

Several bloggers have asked me how I find out what search terms are being used. Here are three options. Take a few minutes to check them out. You can use more than one.

  • Google Analytics
  • Feedburner
  • Site Meter

Two bloggers who do hilarious features on their search results are:

  • Daddy Likey (not often enough for me!)
  • Grant Miller Media

Finally, for the person who was looking for shiny shorts, I recommend American Apparel.

To see all of American Apparel’s shiny stuff, click here.

You can also check out the Diesel shorts I previously posted. And Godammit, I’m Mad! pointed out a pair of leather shorts by Staerk.

UPDATED TO ADD: To the person who Googled, “Is anyone else worried about Agathe?” the answer is yes.

UPDATED AGAIN TO ADD: Jennine reports that in the past few days Agathe “friended” her on Facebook. A sign of life! Hopefully that means Agathe just got sick of the blog but is fine herself.

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Comments

  1. Belle says

    May 19, 2008 at 1:47 pm

    no one in their right mind should feel compelled too look up shiny shorts. seriously, way to magnify your flab, cellulite, and failure in the genetic department……unless you’re JLO and just being a bitch about your god given gift.

  2. Miss Janey says

    May 19, 2008 at 2:55 pm

    Thanks for the 411 on searches, WendyB. As always, inforamtive AND amusing.

    The shorts are hot.

  3. Label Ho says

    May 19, 2008 at 3:24 pm

    RE: the shiny shorts: Woah.

  4. Suze's Sass says

    May 19, 2008 at 4:04 pm

    Oh, shiny shorts. Now there’s something you don’t see at the horse track too often.

  5. Suze's Sass says

    May 19, 2008 at 4:04 pm

    Oh, shiny shorts. Now there’s something you don’t see at the horse track too often.

  6. The Clothes Horse says

    May 19, 2008 at 4:11 pm

    I want these! Am I alone?

  7. WendyB says

    May 19, 2008 at 4:13 pm

    ^^Knowing you, you’d figure out a great way to wear them!

  8. style.street says

    May 19, 2008 at 4:26 pm

    ohh shiny shorts. i don’t like. Thanks for the tips on the searches, im gonna check it out.
    -jenna

  9. enc says

    May 19, 2008 at 4:32 pm

    Dang. If I had an @ss like that, I’d wear shiny shorts. It’d be fun to wear some in my class and see if anybody took me seriously.

  10. glamour girly says

    May 19, 2008 at 5:44 pm

    those shorts are crazy!

  11. Naki says

    May 19, 2008 at 6:26 pm

    Wendy, I thought about you when I saw these fish Guiseppe Zanotti’s: http://www.net-a-porter.com/product/30595

  12. altamiranyc says

    May 19, 2008 at 6:43 pm

    I woulda guessed you make alot of cent in your line of work. How much time do Wendy Brandes spend thinking up such beautiful piece?

  13. WendyB says

    May 19, 2008 at 6:49 pm

    Naki, thanks for the fish! I’ve been meaning to do a follow-up fish feet post forever, but things are still developing.
    Craig, Wendy Brandes do spend way too much time dreaming up designs.

  14. jayne says

    May 19, 2008 at 7:12 pm

    haha i love how you know that a- anne boleyn had a dog b- the dog’s name, and i love how henry actually had to tell her wow

  15. styleraven says

    May 19, 2008 at 7:29 pm

    That ass can blind someone.

    And I’m worried about Agathe too. 🙁

  16. Princess Poochie says

    May 19, 2008 at 7:49 pm

    I went to StyleBytes and now I’m all freaked out for her.

    What the heck?

    Poochie

  17. Anna Pope says

    May 19, 2008 at 9:43 pm

    I’m not so sure about those shiny shorts but I would probably do so many illegal things for those Diesel ones. So pretty!

    I am also so worried about Agathe 🙁

  18. Micgar says

    May 19, 2008 at 10:08 pm

    Hey I Googled “shiny ass shorts” and it got me here! Those are like, real, shiny!

  19. Muriel Mercurial says

    May 19, 2008 at 11:07 pm

    I’m glad I’m not the only one freaking out about Agathe. She’s been gone for almost a month now.

  20. pretty face says

    May 20, 2008 at 1:56 am

    Thanks for this post – I added Google Analytics but it’s still searching for data…

  21. Lynn says

    May 20, 2008 at 2:15 am

    Well, I does recommend dreaming of owning a WB jewelry first before anything else, and yes, I is worried about Agathe too.

  22. Pamcasso says

    May 20, 2008 at 4:47 am

    Hilarious. I must try, thanks for explaining how. And I am worried about Agathe.

  23. Jill Sherman says

    May 20, 2008 at 12:44 pm

    hey, quit posting pictures of my shiny ass! lol. (i wish!)

  24. evie says

    May 21, 2008 at 1:21 am

    i see i’m not the only one concerned about agathe.

    and i never get interesting search terms. i think i need to spice things up :p

  25. nv says

    May 22, 2008 at 8:50 pm

    I actually just bought the bandeau bra in gold for my birthdya party…brignt n tight!

  26. WendyB says

    May 22, 2008 at 8:51 pm

    Sounds like you’re gearing up for a wild birthday! Have fun.

  27. etoilee8 says

    May 24, 2008 at 7:23 am

    Whew! I thought I was the only one thinking “where on earth is Agathe?”

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