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Searching for Answers

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I feel compelled to respond to a few more search terms that have led people to this blog.

  • How much does jewelry designers make? Well, some designers does make a lot and some does make a little. It does depend on a variety of factors. I does not recommend it as a get-rich-quick scheme.
  • Lady Marbela by Christina Aguilera and Pink is the wrong name. The correct one is “Lady Marmalade.”
  • Anne Boelyn’s dog’s name was Purkoy. When Purkoy died, people were scared to break the bad news to her. King Henry had to tell her himself.

Several bloggers have asked me how I find out what search terms are being used. Here are three options. Take a few minutes to check them out. You can use more than one.

Two bloggers who do hilarious features on their search results are:

Finally, for the person who was looking for shiny shorts, I recommend American Apparel.

To see all of American Apparel’s shiny stuff, click here.

You can also check out the Diesel shorts I previously posted. And Godammit, I’m Mad! pointed out a pair of leather shorts by Staerk.

UPDATED TO ADD: To the person who Googled, “Is anyone else worried about Agathe?” the answer is yes.

UPDATED AGAIN TO ADD: Jennine reports that in the past few days Agathe “friended” her on Facebook. A sign of life! Hopefully that means Agathe just got sick of the blog but is fine herself.

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  1. no one in their right mind should feel compelled too look up shiny shorts. seriously, way to magnify your flab, cellulite, and failure in the genetic department……unless you’re JLO and just being a bitch about your god given gift.

  2. Thanks for the 411 on searches, WendyB. As always, inforamtive AND amusing.

    The shorts are hot.

  4. Oh, shiny shorts. Now there’s something you don’t see at the horse track too often.

  5. Oh, shiny shorts. Now there’s something you don’t see at the horse track too often.

  8. ohh shiny shorts. i don’t like. Thanks for the tips on the searches, im gonna check it out.
    -jenna

  9. Dang. If I had an @ss like that, I’d wear shiny shorts. It’d be fun to wear some in my class and see if anybody took me seriously.

  12. I woulda guessed you make alot of cent in your line of work. How much time do Wendy Brandes spend thinking up such beautiful piece?

  13. Naki, thanks for the fish! I’ve been meaning to do a follow-up fish feet post forever, but things are still developing.
    Craig, Wendy Brandes do spend way too much time dreaming up designs.

  14. haha i love how you know that a- anne boleyn had a dog b- the dog’s name, and i love how henry actually had to tell her wow

  16. I went to StyleBytes and now I’m all freaked out for her.

    What the heck?

    Poochie

  17. I’m not so sure about those shiny shorts but I would probably do so many illegal things for those Diesel ones. So pretty!

    I am also so worried about Agathe 🙁

  18. Hey I Googled “shiny ass shorts” and it got me here! Those are like, real, shiny!

  19. I’m glad I’m not the only one freaking out about Agathe. She’s been gone for almost a month now.

  20. Thanks for this post – I added Google Analytics but it’s still searching for data…

  21. Well, I does recommend dreaming of owning a WB jewelry first before anything else, and yes, I is worried about Agathe too.

  22. Hilarious. I must try, thanks for explaining how. And I am worried about Agathe.

  24. i see i’m not the only one concerned about agathe.

    and i never get interesting search terms. i think i need to spice things up :p

  25. I actually just bought the bandeau bra in gold for my birthdya party…brignt n tight!

  27. Whew! I thought I was the only one thinking “where on earth is Agathe?”