When my dear friend Phil got married in 2002, he asked me to be his best man. Here I am giving my toast. I was soooo nervous.
I was nervous about the speech, that is, not the rather short dress I was wearing. Apparently, I was confident that no hemline was too high for a best man.
Hey, legs! Looking good. Did you have to give a slightly naughty toast?
It was a little funny — or at least I meant it to be — but not raunchy! I was scared enough having to give a toast at all so I definitely wasn’t gonna say anything crazy!