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What Wendy Wore: Prada and the Definition of “Ubiquitous”

June 14, 2011 by WendyB

“You won’t see yourself coming and going.” That’s what my late business partner used to say when she was selling one-of-a-kind or limited-edition jewelry. Before I went into business with her, I was her customer, and I was a sucker for that line. After all, I used this as my official “statement” in my high-school yearbook:

“UNIQUE (yoo-NEEK) adj. 1. Being the only one of its kind; sole. 2. Being without an equal or equivalent; unparalleled. Imitation is suicide, so stop killing yourselves.”

How pretentious! But, as yearbook editor, I wouldn’t allow myself to write, “Fuck you, Mahwah High School!” so I had to be obnoxious in a slightly more subtle way.

Naturally, I got into vintage dresses in the early 2000s after I realized they were likely to be yoo-NEEK and keep me out of “who wore it best” contests — with one or two exceptions. Accordingly, this spring, I tried to ignore a yo͞oˈbikwətəs pink, orange and black-striped Prada dress, even though I love pink and orange together.

Actress Amanda Seyfried on the April issue of Elle.

Gwen Stefani in April's Elle UK.

Thandie Newton on the cover of June's InStyle UK.

Tina Fey in April's InStyle.

Fourteen-year-old actress Hailee Steinfeld of True Grit beat everyone to the punch by wearing the evening gown version of the dress to the Screen Actors Guild Awards in January.

Child star Hailee Steinfeld.

When I spotted the short version of the dress in Bergdorf Goodman, I figured I’d try it on to get it out of my system. My love of Prada accessories is notorious, but the low-sex-appeal clothes have never spoken to me till this season. I hoped the dress would be as unpretty in person as it was pretty in pictures, but the dress didn’t oblige. I consulted MrB, who once saw me rip off a dress after a sales associate tried to clinch the deal by telling me Beyonce had worn it. MrB doesn’t spend a lot of time brooding about Elle’s cover photos, so he said something that amounted to “Wear what you want,” which, of course, is something a true genius would say.

I got the dress and decided I’d wear it to my grandmother’s 95th birthday party last weekend in Florida, where, I was confident, no Hollywood stars would be wearing my outfit. I packed gold shoes (previously seen here). Gold goes with everything, right?

The gold shoes, via Instagram. Follow me on Instagram! I'm "WendyBrandes." Nails are by Minx.

It turned out that gold goes with everything except this dress. I hated the combination. I felt like a tasteful version of J-Woww from Jersey Shore. Like, if you held a gun on J-Woww and forced her to cover up her tittays in the striped dress, she’d be desperate to trash it up, so she’d pick these shoes and pray that they’d give her that special touch of “hooker.” MrB, being a saint, didn’t want me to suffer from an undesirable shoe situation, so he found a Neiman Marcus 10 minutes away from the dinner location. I ran to the sale rack, plucked out a pair of wedges and ran out with them on my feet (after paying). MrB had never seen me buy anything so quickly. The trick was I had been looking for a pair of dressy black wedges, but I hadn’t found anything I liked. With fall clothes and shoes hitting the stores, I had given up hope of finding any summer shoes. I always find what I need when I have no hope.

What Wendy Wore to Grandma’s Birthday Party
Dress: Prada (2011)
Shoes: Prada (2011)
Earrings: My own Cleopatra design
Lip color: So Chaud by MAC

I feel good about this look despite the dress’s ubiquity. In fact, I think that if I had a world-class photographer, professional hair and makeup, a steamer, a fierce pose and massive amounts of Photoshop, I might even look “comedy hot.” (Pop-star hot is out of the question.) But I still have a bone to pick with Hailee Steinfeld. You’re only 14, child! You don’t deserve Prada yet. Get yourself some nice Gunne Sax frocks, like the ones I wore at your age. Kids these day!

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  1. Tina says

    June 14, 2011 at 3:45 pm

    Wedge shoes save the day! There is something I love about that dress, no matter how many peeps have worn it. The color combo is super fab!

    • WendyB says

      June 14, 2011 at 3:47 pm

      Yeah, pink and orange together make me think of Diana Vreeland’s quote: “Pink is the navy blue of India.” And I like that quote!

  2. Audi says

    June 14, 2011 at 3:53 pm

    Once again you wore it best, Wendy!

    • WendyB says

      June 14, 2011 at 3:54 pm

      The check is in the mail, Audi!

  3. Alicia says

    June 14, 2011 at 3:54 pm

    Damn ubiquity…you look great. GREAT.

    And double win on the wedges. In less than 10-minutes, too? Awesome. =D

    • WendyB says

      June 14, 2011 at 4:01 pm

      It was crazy — but it was like I already had them in my mind. And they were on sale! Woot.

  4. Penny Dreadful Vintage says

    June 14, 2011 at 3:55 pm

    Pfft, you look even better than pop-star hot; you look WendyB hot. Not just hot, haaawt.

  5. Elle says

    June 14, 2011 at 4:19 pm

    They may have worn it but it looks like it was made for you. Stunning.

    • WendyB says

      June 14, 2011 at 4:22 pm

      You’re too kind!

  6. Smashingbird says

    June 14, 2011 at 4:38 pm

    The dress looks super fab on you! x

  7. good girl gone blog says

    June 14, 2011 at 4:40 pm

    You look so pretty, and I love the traditional Wendy B ankle cross. All the other celebrities should have done that too haha

    • WendyB says

      June 14, 2011 at 6:02 pm

      Ha! Sometime I don’t even realize when I’m doing it.

  8. Mish Dish says

    June 14, 2011 at 4:44 pm

    You look amazing in THE dress. I have the gold Prada sandals too. I fell in love at first. xo mish

    • WendyB says

      June 14, 2011 at 6:01 pm

      Aren’t they fab? I had a pair of gold sandals that I thought I’d never replace even though the gold is peeling off. Then I saw these shoes and they were worthy!

  9. Lara says

    June 14, 2011 at 4:46 pm

    That dress is going to be an icon. You’ll pull it out 10 years from now and still be able to rock it! I’m so glad you got it!

  10. une femme says

    June 14, 2011 at 4:49 pm

    You look Fab in that dress, and the black wedges are perfect! Good call!!

  11. dana says

    June 14, 2011 at 5:06 pm

    Pink and orange — yesss. Red and purple — also yesss. Now, please design a ring with this sort of color play. I won’t be able to afford it, but I will love looking at it!

    • WendyB says

      June 14, 2011 at 6:01 pm

      I’ve got another kind of good color combo coming up, but it won’t be for a while, unfortunately. Maybe early next year?

  12. Gloria says

    June 14, 2011 at 5:23 pm

    First, I love the dress! Even if everyone and their mom is wearing it.

    Second, I think 14 year olds are given a Prada pass after they’ve been nominated for an Oscar, lol.

    • WendyB says

      June 14, 2011 at 6:00 pm

      No, only if they win one 😉

  13. Pam @over50feeling40 says

    June 14, 2011 at 5:59 pm

    Wendy, you look fantastic…for sure in the same league as the other pictures!!! And, BTW, as the journalism teacher at our high school…I am also the yearbook sponsor!!! I will now look out for more hidden meanings behind definitions!! 🙂

    • WendyB says

      June 14, 2011 at 6:00 pm

      I don’t envy you that job!

  14. Megan Mae says

    June 14, 2011 at 6:05 pm

    Wendy, you look marvelous. Showing up those 14 year olds with super pwnage style. Those wedges were seriously waiting for you to come in and liberate them from their retail prison.

  15. Helen F says

    June 14, 2011 at 6:12 pm

    It is a gorgeous summer dress. Love that short version!

  16. lisa says

    June 14, 2011 at 6:19 pm

    Adding to your collection of celebrities spotted in this particular Prada dress, Zooey Deschanel wore it on the May 2011 cover of Flare too:

    http://www.flare.com/celebrity/onthecover/article/37424–on-the-cover-may-2011

    But it’s nice to see that this dress looks amazing on so many women, and you wear it particularly well. 🙂

    • WendyB says

      June 14, 2011 at 6:22 pm

      Oh dang! Need to go back and add her.

      I figure by next year everyone will be tired of the dress, so when I’m still wearing it 10 years from now, I’ll be the only one!

      I actually considered waiting to see if I could get it on consignment next year but that was getting a little too crazy, even for me.

  17. TheShoeGirl says

    June 14, 2011 at 6:53 pm

    I LOVE it on you!! So great <3

  18. carly says

    June 14, 2011 at 7:05 pm

    I am a firm believe that if you LOVE a piece of clothing, you must have it…who cares who else owns it. I also don’t care if someone else is wearing the same thing as me at the same affair…is that weird? I figure there is NO way they can style it exactly the same, right. It hasn’t happened yet…so I can still say this and mean it…
    You look beautiful in the dress and am SO glad you decided to ditch the gold shoes..way too much…black looks awesome…as would a really great nude!
    All for now.
    C

    • WendyB says

      June 15, 2011 at 2:01 pm

      The gold shoes looked awful. I wasn’t thinking right when I was packing!

  19. Susan Tiner says

    June 14, 2011 at 8:09 pm

    Seriously, is there anything you can’t put on without looking stunning?

    I kind of like those gold shoes, but agree the black wedges work better with the dress.

  20. Katy says

    June 14, 2011 at 8:29 pm

    Wendy – You are looking fab in this dress. I love how you framed this post, showing the celebs in the same dress/pattern and then your take on it. – Katy

  21. Rubiatonta says

    June 14, 2011 at 10:12 pm

    As usual, your very best accessory is your fabulous WendyB smile. The shoes ain’t bad, either.

    Ah, Gunne Sax. How fabulous did we all look in those dresses? The name says it all! I had a navy blue flowered one that I wore with giant “buffalo” sandals.

  22. Tanvi says

    June 14, 2011 at 10:46 pm

    The dress looks fantastic on you!!!

  23. elena daciuk says

    June 14, 2011 at 10:46 pm

    hmmm…my anti-spam word is “fabulush” and i thought…cool…you know…because of fabulous…but then i thought…a fabulous lush? not good…haha…

    seriously…i had no idea so many had worn that dress…i loved it when i saw it on the elle cover…pink and orange…fabulous combination…

    i had a recent conversation with a 23 yr old…who is obsessed with finding gunne sax dresses…and i tell her that i wore them…with my favorite one being at my 8th grade graduation…and she says…why didn’t you save them? eek!

    • WendyB says

      June 15, 2011 at 2:00 pm

      Wish I had saved my Gunne Sax for her!

  24. No Guilt Fashion says

    June 14, 2011 at 11:05 pm

    Love the Prada dress. It looks great on you. I definitely think you can pull of “comedy hot”!

  25. stacy says

    June 14, 2011 at 11:05 pm

    I was voted most unique too!
    I also love pink & orange… very St. Laurent.

  26. The Style Crone says

    June 14, 2011 at 11:15 pm

    Good choice with the shoes. And with a 95 year old grandmother, you have longevity on your side, with many more shoe choices in the future.

    • WendyB says

      June 14, 2011 at 11:21 pm

      From your lips to God’s ear, as my other grandmother would say.

  27. Lynn says

    June 15, 2011 at 12:30 am

    Nice dress, cute actually. Yay for black wedges!

  28. Eli says

    June 15, 2011 at 2:45 am

    I saw you tweet about the shoe dilemma, glad you worked it out. This dress is everywhere now but what about later?! It fits you perfectly!

  29. Annie Spandex says

    June 15, 2011 at 2:54 am

    I love your striped toenails!! Also, I honestly think you wore it best. 🙂

  30. Miss Peelpants says

    June 15, 2011 at 7:00 am

    Ahhhh, you know I’m a sucker for stripes. Something being worn by big stars definitely makes me run a mile…even if it’s vintage (that Bus Stop dress has been languishing ever since the Kate Moss debacle…)

  31. Topaz Horizon says

    June 15, 2011 at 7:07 am

    OMIGOD you are wearing the dress I want most in the world! I’ve wanted it since I saw it on Hailee. It’s everything I love–stripes, orange, pink, black, and sexy!

    • Topaz Horizon says

      June 15, 2011 at 7:10 am

      And yes, even if Hailee looked spectacular in it, a Prada has to be earned through bloodsweattears! Although maybe she thinks true grit is enough.

  32. a stylized hysteria says

    June 15, 2011 at 9:57 am

    You have well surpassed “comedy hot” in this outfit. I nearly spit out my breakfast when I got to your Jenni comments- hilarious!

  33. GRIT & GLAMOUR says

    June 15, 2011 at 10:50 am

    Ubiquitous is a personal fave. Now I heart you even more.

    Mr. B is a saint, and this dress kicks a** on you, my dear! Funny, that. Sometimes the gold kicks actually don’t match something. Love what you chose…looking forward to seeing more detail in a future post.

  34. savvy gal says

    June 15, 2011 at 12:46 pm

    You look absolutely fierce and fabulous.

  35. Marian says

    June 15, 2011 at 2:45 pm

    Loving you in that Prada madam! You could be on one of the cover as you look just as fab in it!
    xoxo
    Marian.

  36. Terri says

    June 15, 2011 at 6:22 pm

    Wendy–I had not realized how ubiquitous the dress was…it looks beautiful on you with the 10-minute shoes. Mr. B. sounds like a saint. But, what did grandma have to say about the dress?

  37. Miss Cavendish says

    June 16, 2011 at 2:16 pm

    Frankly, my dear, I was not loving the dress till I saw it on you. Too tight, too low on the other beauties. And though Miss H wears it well, I agree that Gunne Sax or Priscilla of Boston are more age and budget appropriate!

  38. THE-LOUDMOUTH says

    June 16, 2011 at 3:31 pm

    WOW! You look incredible in the dress. Red-carpet worthy for sure 🙂

  39. Ana says

    June 17, 2011 at 3:52 am

    OK, the dress looks better on you than most of those celebs! (I’m partial to Tina, though – can you blame me?)

  40. The Styley says

    June 18, 2011 at 12:40 pm

    Those black wedges are absolutely perfect with that dress, which looks tailor-made for you.

    I’ve always loved that quote about pink being the navy blue of India, which I first discovered in the Joan Didion novel, “Democracy.” Or maybe I just love the novel? Either way, the idea has always had positive associations for me.

  41. K-Line says

    June 18, 2011 at 6:35 pm

    Comedy hot is the new pop star hot. And you look very demure in this dress, IMO. And the idea of those gold shoes porning up that dress is hilarious. I have had that experience. It’s a bad moment.

  42. brett says

    June 20, 2011 at 8:38 pm

    i have loved this dress everytime i have seen it and you rocked it
    i know you will get so much wear out of this little number
    btw…turning pea green with envy here!
    brett

    • WendyB says

      June 20, 2011 at 8:40 pm

      Trust me, I will be wearing this one for years and years. I think it is the perfect summer dress!

  43. Fajr | Stylish Thought says

    June 21, 2011 at 4:19 pm

    Those pop stars don’t have an ounce of your chutzpah and I’d venture to say that Hailey whatever her name is can’t even pronounce Prada. I got ya back! 😉

    Looking good gal!

    • WendyB says

      June 21, 2011 at 4:32 pm

      XOXO!

  44. Keely says

    June 24, 2011 at 12:33 am

    Oh my goodness! I am in love. You look amazing! I have loved that dress since it hit magazines. So, so gorgeous!

  45. Prêt à Porter P says

    July 25, 2011 at 3:10 am

    That dress is a future classic in my opinion. Besides only fashion minded people will ID it as Prada, the majority of people wouldn’t know or care what’s what. It’s a beautiful dress on you, and cute shoes too.

  46. Fashionistas says

    November 13, 2011 at 8:35 am

    You look so super beautiful with the dress and the shoes is just so very good looking. It is indeed a perfect pair. Everything about your look, dress and the shoe was just so complementing and I bow to you.

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