{"id":98,"date":"2007-08-28T21:01:00","date_gmt":"2007-08-29T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=98"},"modified":"2007-08-28T21:01:00","modified_gmt":"2007-08-29T04:01:00","slug":"no-good-fish-goes-anywhere-without-porpoise","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2007\/08\/no-good-fish-goes-anywhere-without-porpoise\/","title":{"rendered":"No Good Fish Goes Anywhere Without a Porpoise"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.fasshonaburu.com\/2007\/08\/white-linen-sequin-fish-skirt.html\">Fasshonaburu<\/a> brought this fishy <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bluefly.com\/pages\/products\/detail.jsp?PRODUCT%3C%3Eprd_id=2057797625&amp;FOLDER%3C%3Efolder_id=9796031&amp;N=9788861&amp;Ns=Popularity%7c0%7c%7cProduct%2bCode%7c1&amp;Nu=Product+ID\">Tory Burch skirt<\/a> to my attention.<\/p>\n<p><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_gTmdbGeiE-E\/RtTFO-OTF2I\/AAAAAAAAAVE\/WxBEhYJftpk\/s1600-h\/toryfish.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;\" src=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_gTmdbGeiE-E\/RtTFO-OTF2I\/AAAAAAAAAVE\/WxBEhYJftpk\/s320\/toryfish.jpg\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5103921138729424738\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a>  And here we have a fish watch.<\/p>\n<p><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/www.angularmomentum.com\/e\/collection.e\/watch_detail.e.jsp?ID_Display=10008C\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;\" src=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_gTmdbGeiE-E\/RtTJI-OTF4I\/AAAAAAAAAVU\/OH2wizK1Ipw\/s320\/fishwatch.jpg\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5103925433696720770\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/greatgearnews.blogspot.com\/\"><br \/>Great Gear News<\/a> posted about this fishy design.<\/p>\n<p><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/www.cafepress.com\/ofthisandthat\/3192593\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;\" src=\"http:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_gTmdbGeiE-E\/RtTL2-OTF5I\/AAAAAAAAAVc\/0gTxYZ1FxAs\/s320\/fishdesign.jpg\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5103928422993958802\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>But alas, I am still unable to procure <a href=\"http:\/\/wbjewelry.blogspot.com\/2007\/08\/somethings-fishy.html\">my life&#8217;s true desire<\/a>: fish feet.<\/p>\n<p><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/www.bluefly.com\/pages\/products\/detail.jsp;jsessionid=G8oFe85VFGWfc4ulnfo3jxCVlnR17Rzbvw4OccJJgTUxkBS2W4ab%21-1134193123%21app17.l3.bluefly.com%217005%217002?PRODUCT%3C%3Eprd_id=2060625743&amp;FOLDER%3C%3Efolder_id=1167&amp;N=959+4294967051&amp;Ns=Popularity%7c0%7c%7cProduct%2bCode%7c1&amp;Nu=Product+ID\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;\" src=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/_gTmdbGeiE-E\/RtTGnOOTF3I\/AAAAAAAAAVM\/AmdUcQoyIi4\/s320\/fishshoes.jpg\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5103922654852880242\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a>As God is my witness, I shall not rest till I have little carp teeth encircling my toes! <\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fasshonaburu brought this fishy Tory Burch skirt to my attention. And here we have a fish watch. Great Gear News posted about this fishy design. But alas, I am still unable to procure my life&#8217;s true desire: fish feet. As God is my witness, I shall not rest till I have little carp teeth encircling&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2007\/08\/no-good-fish-goes-anywhere-without-porpoise\/\">Read More &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[34,18,57,5,31],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-98","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-accessories","7":"category-clothes","8":"category-fish-feet","9":"category-insanity","10":"category-shoes","11":"entry"},"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/98","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=98"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/98\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=98"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=98"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=98"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}