{"id":975,"date":"2008-11-27T19:20:00","date_gmt":"2008-11-28T02:20:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=975"},"modified":"2008-11-27T19:20:00","modified_gmt":"2008-11-28T02:20:00","slug":"vegetarians-are-cruel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2008\/11\/vegetarians-are-cruel\/","title":{"rendered":"Vegetarians Are Cruel"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>People get all protective of baby seals and KFC&#8217;s chickens, but does anyone ever spare a thought for the poor <a href=\"http:\/\/wbjewelry.blogspot.com\/2007\/11\/ten-paces-turn-and-fire.html\">tofurkey<\/a>? No! Brace yourselves for a sickening sight. This is an actual tofurkey pleading for its life. Seconds after this photo was taken, the innocent tofurkey was slain and eaten by a vegetarian.<\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/_gTmdbGeiE-E\/SS9WTyAPlYI\/AAAAAAAAGtw\/LXv1mSPzLjk\/s1600-h\/pleadingtofurky.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 192px; height: 253px;\" src=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/_gTmdbGeiE-E\/SS9WTyAPlYI\/AAAAAAAAGtw\/LXv1mSPzLjk\/s320\/pleadingtofurky.jpg\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5273528586514437506\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><span style=\"font-size:85%;\"><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Illustration by <a href=\"http:\/\/observationmode.blogspot.com\/\">ENC<\/a><br \/><\/span><span style=\"font-size:100%;\"><br \/><\/span><\/span><\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: left;\"><span style=\"font-size:100%;\"><span style=\"font-size:100%;\">I&#8217;m outraged!<\/span><span style=\"font-style: italic;\"><\/span><\/span><br \/><span style=\"font-size:100%;\"><span style=\"font-style: italic;\"><\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p> <\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>People get all protective of baby seals and KFC&#8217;s chickens, but does anyone ever spare a thought for the poor tofurkey? No! Brace yourselves for a sickening sight. This is an actual tofurkey pleading for its life. Seconds after this photo was taken, the innocent tofurkey was slain and eaten by a vegetarian. Illustration by&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2008\/11\/vegetarians-are-cruel\/\">Read More &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[101,5],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-975","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-holidays","7":"category-insanity","8":"entry"},"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/975","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=975"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/975\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=975"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=975"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=975"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}