{"id":950,"date":"2008-11-17T14:00:00","date_gmt":"2008-11-17T21:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=950"},"modified":"2008-11-17T14:00:00","modified_gmt":"2008-11-17T21:00:00","slug":"camouflage-on-ebay","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2008\/11\/camouflage-on-ebay\/","title":{"rendered":"Camouflage on eBay"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I would like to wear this dress to a modern art museum and attempt to blend in with a painting.<\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/cgi.ebay.com\/NEW-AUTH-1280-ALEXANDER-MCQUEEN-KNIT-DRESS-NWT-M-L_W0QQitemZ120334493543QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUS_CSA_WC_Dresses?hash=item120334493543&amp;_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&amp;_trkparms=72%3A1205%7C66%3A2%7C65%3A12%7C39%3A1%7C240%3A1318\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 158px; height: 320px;\" src=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/_gTmdbGeiE-E\/SSDjLGZJKRI\/AAAAAAAAGmw\/suZgtauNfnY\/s320\/alexandermcqueenred.JPG\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5269461343857617170\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: left;\">Maybe Jill at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.trenddelacreme.com\/\">Trend de la Creme <\/a>can find the right painting for me. The shapes remind me of this <a href=\"http:\/\/www.moma.org\/collection\/browse_results.php?object_id=78311\">Picasso<\/a> but the color scheme is wrong.<\/p>\n<p>UPDATED TO ADD: Jill came through for me, of course! In her comment, she instructed me thusly: &#8220;Stand at the far right end of Picasso&#8217;s &#8216;Guernica,&#8217; in the center of Picasso&#8217;s &#8216;Mandolin,&#8217; or at the left end of Picasso&#8217;s &#8216;Nature morte au verre sous la lampe.&#8217; There are also two Escher patterns that work &#8212; &#8216;Relativity&#8217; and &#8216;Fish and Scales&#8217; &#8212; but they&#8217;re both black and white (so the red might call you out.) &#8221; Now &#8230; which of you Photoshop geniuses will humor me by adding the dress and my Cheshire cat grin to a work of art?<br \/><span style=\"font-style: italic;\"><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p> <\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I would like to wear this dress to a modern art museum and attempt to blend in with a painting. Maybe Jill at Trend de la Creme can find the right painting for me. The shapes remind me of this Picasso but the color scheme is wrong. UPDATED TO ADD: Jill came through for me,&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2008\/11\/camouflage-on-ebay\/\">Read More &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[85,65,61,126],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-950","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-art","7":"category-designers","8":"category-dresses","9":"category-ebay","10":"entry"},"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/950","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=950"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/950\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=950"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=950"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=950"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}