{"id":947,"date":"2008-11-16T14:00:00","date_gmt":"2008-11-16T21:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=947"},"modified":"2008-11-16T14:00:00","modified_gmt":"2008-11-16T21:00:00","slug":"krazy-katt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2008\/11\/krazy-katt\/","title":{"rendered":"Krazy Katt"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When my new hero, comedian <a href=\"http:\/\/wbjewelry.blogspot.com\/2008\/07\/knockoffs.html\">Katt Williams<\/a>, forgot to <a href=\"http:\/\/wbjewelry.blogspot.com\/2008\/11\/someone-fell-down-on-job.html\">show up for Conan O&#8217;Brien and got himself arrested<\/a> on gun charges all in one week, I assumed the hilarious mofo was hitting the crack pipe a little too hard.<\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/www.kattwilliams.com\/pimpinpimpin\/\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 260px; height: 320px;\" src=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/_gTmdbGeiE-E\/SR81Ku0r0tI\/AAAAAAAAGlY\/Rl7TjBGvM4w\/s320\/Katt-Williams-Biography-2.jpg\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5268988547530740434\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><span style=\"font-size:85%;\"><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Katt Williams says, &#8220;Use crack in moderation!&#8221;<\/span><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<p>Instead it seems Katt <a href=\"http:\/\/www.theitem.com\/apps\/pbcs.dll\/article?AID=\/20081114\/ITNEWS01\/711159998\">done gone crazy<\/a> and might be taking a 72-hour vacation in a hospital a la my <a href=\"http:\/\/wbjewelry.blogspot.com\/2007\/07\/britney-and-ring.html\">gorgeous client<\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/wbjewelry.blogspot.com\/2008\/01\/stay-away-150-yards-away.html\">Britney Spears<\/a>. This happened after he tried to check into a hotel while wearing a bathrobe with a towel wrapped around his head. Dude is stealing my style! That&#8217;s what I wear all the time around the house &#8230; except for the bathrobe part.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, feel better soon, Katt! <\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When my new hero, comedian Katt Williams, forgot to show up for Conan O&#8217;Brien and got himself arrested on gun charges all in one week, I assumed the hilarious mofo was hitting the crack pipe a little too hard. Katt Williams says, &#8220;Use crack in moderation!&#8221; Instead it seems Katt done gone crazy and might&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2008\/11\/krazy-katt\/\">Read More &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[10,5],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-947","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-celebrities","7":"category-insanity","8":"entry"},"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/947","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=947"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/947\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=947"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=947"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=947"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}