{"id":897,"date":"2008-10-24T21:01:00","date_gmt":"2008-10-25T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=897"},"modified":"2009-06-21T22:05:02","modified_gmt":"2009-06-22T02:05:02","slug":"ask-wendyb","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2008\/10\/ask-wendyb\/","title":{"rendered":"Ask WendyB"},"content":{"rendered":"

Gorgeous blogger Winona of Daddy Likey<\/a> does a great feature called Inadvertently Ask Daddy Likey<\/a>, for which she offers highlarious “answers” to questions inadvertently posed by search terms people use to find her blog.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>Here’s Winona.<\/span>
Ain’t she cute?<\/span><\/span><\/div>\n

I was thinking of Winona’s feature because search terms with question marks keep appearing in my stats. So now I will answer questions non-inadvertently asked of WendyB in a non-highlarious way.<\/p>\n

anne boleyn’s brother gay?<\/span> In real life, most likely not. See here<\/a>.<\/p>\n

anne boleyn’s initials?<\/span> Um, “A” and “B.” The name “Anne Boleyn” is a clue to that. Separately, if you’d like to buy an Anne Boleyn-inspired initial necklace from me, click here<\/a>.<\/p>\n

coco’s ass real?<\/span> She says it’s a hundred percent au natural<\/a>. Coco wouldn’t lie.<\/p>\n

wendy brandes jewelry when you can’t be cute anymore?<\/span> When you’re wearing Wendy Brandes jewelry<\/a> you will ALWAYS be cute. Don’t sweat it.<\/p>\n

what are mafia clothes? <\/span>A shiny suit, pinky ring and baseball bat.<\/p>\n

found hair clip in birkenau<\/a> with fine engraved how old is it?<\/span> If you found something at a concentration camp that you think could be 60-something years old, it might belong to a murder victim so it is unethical to keep it. You should have turned it in to someone there rather than removing it from the site. If you picked up a made-in-China plastic clip that fell out of some hostel-staying tourist’s filthy hair, you’re just an idiot. How’s that for an answer? <\/div>\n

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UPDATED TO ADD: Here’s a search-term post <\/a>that’s WAY funnier than mine. Dammit!<\/div>\n

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Gorgeous blogger Winona of Daddy Likey does a great feature called Inadvertently Ask Daddy Likey, for which she offers highlarious “answers” to questions inadvertently posed by search terms people use to find her blog. Here’s Winona.Ain’t she cute? I was thinking of Winona’s feature because search terms with question marks keep appearing in my stats….<\/p>\n

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