{"id":8689,"date":"2010-12-13T00:01:53","date_gmt":"2010-12-13T05:01:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=8689"},"modified":"2013-08-06T12:18:25","modified_gmt":"2013-08-06T16:18:25","slug":"detective-munch-called-me-from-lunch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2010\/12\/detective-munch-called-me-from-lunch\/","title":{"rendered":"Detective Munch Called Me From Lunch!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>MrB has an extremely loud laugh that has been a movie-theater embarrassment to his family for many years. His son nicknamed him &#8220;Mr. Laugh-Head&#8221; after one particularly egregious episode. I have many times poked MrB in the side and hissed, &#8220;Enough!&#8221; &#8220;It&#8217;s not that funny!&#8221; &#8220;No one can hear the next line!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">I guess I can&#8217;t complain anymore (<em>yes I can, but please play along<\/em>) because MrB laughed so hard over a lunch at the restaurant <a href=\"http:\/\/www.michaelsnewyork.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Michael&#8217;s<\/a> on Friday that a man came over from another table to find out what was so funny. &#8220;I wish I were having as much fun as you guys,&#8221; the man said. &#8220;I wish my wife were here right now,&#8221; MrB replied, &#8220;because she&#8217;s a big fan of yours.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">The man was <a href=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2009\/05\/my-mind-is-blown\/\" target=\"_blank\">Richard Belzer<\/a>, aka Detective Munch from Law &amp; Order SVU, whom I&#8217;ve mentioned in five blog posts:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a href=\"..\/2009\/01\/having-wank\/\" target=\"_blank\">Having a Wank<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"..\/2009\/02\/keep-your-pants-on\/\" target=\"_blank\">Keep Your Pants On<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"..\/2009\/05\/my-mind-is-blown\/\" target=\"_blank\">My Mind Is Blown<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"..\/2010\/07\/what-wendy-wore-amazing-belzer\/\" target=\"_blank\">What Wendy Wore: Amazing Belzer<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a href=\"..\/2010\/10\/what-wendy-wore-time-stands-still\/\" target=\"_blank\">What Wendy Wore: Time Stands Still<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<div id=\"attachment_8694\" style=\"width: 257px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2009\/01\/having-wank\/\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-8694\" class=\"size-full wp-image-8694   \" title=\"SVU_Richard_Belzer_300wide\" src=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/SVU_Richard_Belzer_300wide.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"247\" height=\"320\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/SVU_Richard_Belzer_300wide.jpg 247w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/SVU_Richard_Belzer_300wide-231x300.jpg 231w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 247px) 100vw, 247px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-8694\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Richard Belzer <\/p><\/div>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Blissfully unaware that by &#8220;big fan&#8221; MrB really meant &#8220;scary stalker,&#8221; Richard Belzer said, &#8220;Let&#8217;s call her up!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">At that moment, I was sitting in my apartment &#8212; aka &#8220;the place where the AT&amp;T signal goes to die&#8221; &#8212; feverishly working to get my new website ready for a January launch. My cellphone sat quietly beside me, oblivious to AT&amp;T&#8217;s puny signal and, therefore, Richard Belzer&#8217;s attempt to reach me. I knew nothing until hours later when MrB called me on the landline to tell me to check my voicemail.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">It probably worked out for the best. If the call had come through and I heard Richard Belzer live, I would have fainted\/said something idiotic\/yelled at MrB for hiring a bad Richard Belzer impersonator. In addition, I wouldn&#8217;t have this voicemail to treasure forever.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/12\/00150072.wav\" target=\"_blank\">Click to hear my message from Richard Belzer!<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Yep, that&#8217;s MrB laughing in the background. See what I mean about that laugh? 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