{"id":8668,"date":"2010-12-24T00:30:55","date_gmt":"2010-12-24T05:30:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=8668"},"modified":"2016-12-24T23:05:00","modified_gmt":"2016-12-25T04:05:00","slug":"christmas-regifting-bloggy-style","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2010\/12\/christmas-regifting-bloggy-style\/","title":{"rendered":"Regifting, Bloggy Style: The Meaning of Xmas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s a rerun of my 2008 Christmas post. Before you read it &#8230;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2010\/12\/go-ahead-make-my-birthday\/\" target=\"_blank\">VOTE FOR ME AT GRANT MILLER MEDIA!<\/a><\/p>\n<p>If you don&#8217;t vote for me for me in all three of my categories &#8212; Blogger of the Year, Blog With the Most Overt Product or Service Endorsements, and Blog With the Most Swears &#8212; Santa will put coal in your stockings. Seriously, he will pull up your skirt, yank down your American Apparel tights and put coal in there. That will be really uncomfortable and messy. So <a href=\"http:\/\/theofficialsiteofgrantmiller.blogspot.com\/2010\/12\/2010-drysdale-awards-for-blogging.html\" target=\"_blank\">vote<\/a>. And tell your friends, family, colleagues, enemies and frenemies to vote too.<\/p>\n<p>Okay, now you can read my Dec. 24, 2008, post:<\/p>\n<p><em>Every December 25, I get into the holiday spirit by reminiscing about an idiot I knew in my freshman year of college. This self-described born-again Christian once went into a rant about the secularization of Christmas as symbolized by the use of &#8220;Xmas.&#8221;  She thought that evil secular people had X&#8217;d the &#8220;Christ&#8221; out of Christmas. She didn&#8217;t know that the Greek letter &#8220;X&#8221; &#8212; the first letter in the Greek spelling of &#8220;Christ&#8221; &#8212; has been used as shorthand for &#8220;Christ&#8221; for <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Xmas\">centuries<\/a>. No one X&#8217;d the Christ out of Christmas; X <span style=\"font-style: italic;\">IS<\/span> Christ, for Jebus&#8217;s sake! (If you want more info about the X factor, here&#8217;s an Xian&#8217;s <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cresourcei.org\/symbols\/xmasorigin.html\">explanation <\/a>for fellow Xians.)<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Anyway, here some things I wish I could say to my long-ago acquaintance in honor of the holiday.<\/em><\/p>\n<ol>\n<li><em>It&#8217;s bad to be stupid.<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>It&#8217;s worse to be stupid about your own religion&#8217;s history while trying to convert an easily irritated atheist of Jewish origin.<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>If your God disapproved of gays, He wouldn&#8217;t have allowed that hairstylist to give you the most unflattering hairdo since Medusa&#8217;s. That haircutting queen was actually the hand of God punishing you for your homophobia!<\/em><\/li>\n<li><em>Merry Titmas!<\/em><\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><center><\/p>\n<div class=\"getty embed image\" style=\"background-color:#fff;display:inline-block;font-family:'Helvetica Neue',Helvetica,Arial,sans-serif;color:#a7a7a7;font-size:11px;width:100%;max-width:466px;\">\n<div style=\"padding:0;margin:0;text-align:left;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gettyimages.com\/detail\/71654836\" target=\"_blank\" style=\"color:#a7a7a7;text-decoration:none;font-weight:normal !important;border:none;display:inline-block;\">Embed from Getty Images<\/a><\/div>\n<div style=\"overflow:hidden;position:relative;height:0;padding:127.467811% 0 0 0;width:100%;\"><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/embed.gettyimages.com\/embed\/71654836?et=nb-rSXxxSTJdZKrbDUC2BA&#038;viewMoreLink=on&#038;sig=iryVAq-CapsA7B2mvG1dMPalw3oxqy0HQBVpVWveuhk=&#038;caption=true\" width=\"466\" height=\"594\" scrolling=\"no\" frameborder=\"0\" style=\"display:inline-block;position:absolute;top:0;left:0;width:100%;height:100%;margin:0;\"><\/iframe><\/div>\n<p style=\"margin:0;\">\n<\/div>\n<p><\/center><\/p>\n<p><em>One of the only things more horrible to look upon than my classmate&#8217;s 1985 revenge-of-<a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Harvey_Milk\">Harvey-Milk<\/a> hairdo is this Xmas music video by my <a href=\"http:\/\/wbjewelry.blogspot.com\/2007\/11\/few-of-my-favorite-things.html\">almost-husband Paul McCartney<\/a>. I know you will want to stop watching and scrub your eyes with a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.brillo.com\/products\/steelwool.asp\">Brillo<\/a> pad after Paul serenades himself at 1:54, but I urge you to stick it out to 3:04 to see the giant, exploding present flying through the air.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><center><em><object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"480\" height=\"385\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\" \/><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/V9BZDpni56Y?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US\" \/><param name=\"allowfullscreen\" value=\"true\" \/><embed type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"480\" height=\"385\" src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/V9BZDpni56Y?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\"><\/embed><\/object><\/em><\/center><\/p>\n<p><em>Remember how Paul&#8217;s recent ex-wife, <a href=\"http:\/\/wbjewelry.blogspot.com\/2008\/04\/nothing-to-see-here-heather-move-along.html\">batshit-crazy Heather Mills<\/a>, was <a href=\"http:\/\/deceiver.com\/2008\/07\/30\/heather-millss-rep-confirms-abuse-tapes-were-imaginary\/\">claiming she had tapes<\/a> that proved Paul abused her and his first wife, Linda? I think she must have been talking about this video.<\/em> <\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s a rerun of my 2008 Christmas post. Before you read it &#8230; VOTE FOR ME AT GRANT MILLER MEDIA! If you don&#8217;t vote for me for me in all three of my categories &#8212; Blogger of the Year, Blog With the Most Overt Product or Service Endorsements, and Blog With the Most Swears &#8212;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2010\/12\/christmas-regifting-bloggy-style\/\">Read More &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[45,101],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-8668","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-contests","7":"category-holidays","8":"entry"},"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8668","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8668"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8668\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":34960,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8668\/revisions\/34960"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8668"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8668"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8668"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}