{"id":8611,"date":"2010-12-09T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2010-12-09T05:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=8611"},"modified":"2010-12-06T01:22:29","modified_gmt":"2010-12-06T06:22:29","slug":"holiday-host-gift-for-hieronymus-bosch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2010\/12\/holiday-host-gift-for-hieronymus-bosch\/","title":{"rendered":"Holiday Host Gift for Hieronymus Bosch"},"content":{"rendered":"

With holiday parties upon us and time travel a possibility (well, it is on Family Guy<\/a>!), I’ve been worried about finding an appropriate host gift for 15th-16th century Dutch painter Hieronymus Bosch. I mean, just in case he invites me to zoom back to 1500 for a festive shindig.<\/p>\n

Luckily, the Los Angeles Times Magazine pointed out this somewhat disturbing, limited-edition ornament by Peter Eudenbach. The piece, called Chimera, is available at artwareeditions.com<\/a> for $150.<\/p>\n

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Click to purchase.<\/p><\/div>\n

I think this would be the perfect gift for the guy who painted an egg monster into his Last Judgment triptych<\/a>.<\/p>\n

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A close-up of the egg monster (look towards the left side of the image).<\/p><\/div>\n

I could get him an actual egg-monster figurine for only $61.95 …<\/p>\n

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Click to buy the Bosch egg monster figurine.<\/p><\/div>\n

… but I bet everyone <\/em>gives him those.\u00a0 I prefer to do something more original. Speaking of originality, if any of you time travel back to Hieronymus’s party with a Eudenbach in hand, I’m going to be very angry. Find your own scary present! <\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

With holiday parties upon us and time travel a possibility (well, it is on Family Guy!), I’ve been worried about finding an appropriate host gift for 15th-16th century Dutch painter Hieronymus Bosch. I mean, just in case he invites me to zoom back to 1500 for a festive shindig. Luckily, the Los Angeles Times Magazine…<\/p>\n

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