{"id":842,"date":"2008-09-26T14:00:00","date_gmt":"2008-09-26T21:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=842"},"modified":"2010-06-25T11:30:44","modified_gmt":"2010-06-25T15:30:44","slug":"pharaoh-would-have-called-for-joseph","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2008\/09\/pharaoh-would-have-called-for-joseph\/","title":{"rendered":"Pharaoh Would Have Called for Joseph"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/wbjewelry.blogspot.com\/2008\/09\/spotted.html\">This morning&#8217;s post<\/a> reminded me that I recently had two fashion-related dreams. First, I dreamed that I was on a talk show discussing my controversial leopard-print <a href=\"http:\/\/wbjewelry.blogspot.com\/2008\/05\/i-thought-i-looked-purrfect.html\">Patrick Kelly dress<\/a>. 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