{"id":842,"date":"2008-09-26T14:00:00","date_gmt":"2008-09-26T21:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=842"},"modified":"2010-06-25T11:30:44","modified_gmt":"2010-06-25T15:30:44","slug":"pharaoh-would-have-called-for-joseph","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2008\/09\/pharaoh-would-have-called-for-joseph\/","title":{"rendered":"Pharaoh Would Have Called for Joseph"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/wbjewelry.blogspot.com\/2008\/09\/spotted.html\">This morning&#8217;s post<\/a> reminded me that I recently had two fashion-related dreams. First, I dreamed that I was on a talk show discussing my controversial leopard-print <a href=\"http:\/\/wbjewelry.blogspot.com\/2008\/05\/i-thought-i-looked-purrfect.html\">Patrick Kelly dress<\/a>. I&#8217;m thrilled to say that even though I was asleep, I passionately defended my dress and declared I would wear it again.<\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wbjewelry.blogspot.com\/2008\/05\/i-thought-i-looked-purrfect.html\" onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5250187748303305490\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;\" src=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/_gTmdbGeiE-E\/SNxp8L25-xI\/AAAAAAAAEhY\/pfy2TSYMQro\/s320\/disaster.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><span style=\"font-size: 85%;\"><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">This was no dream<\/span> <\/span><\/div>\n<p>The following night, I dreamed that I designed a bracelet that looked like a David Yurman piece.<\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.neimanmarcus.com\/store\/catalog\/prod.jhtml?itemId=prod65080040&amp;parentId=cat16650745&amp;masterId=cat16650743&amp;index=1&amp;cmCat=cat000000cat2830732cat2830733cat000160cat540734cat16650743cat16650745\" onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5250188392222368818\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;\" src=\"http:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/_gTmdbGeiE-E\/SNxqhqpLJDI\/AAAAAAAAEhg\/4Nh9_FDhcng\/s320\/NMY06QW_mt.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><span style=\"font-size: 85%;\"><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Random <a href=\"http:\/\/www.neimanmarcus.com\/store\/catalog\/prod.jhtml?itemId=prod65080040&amp;parentId=cat16650745&amp;masterId=cat16650743&amp;index=1&amp;cmCat=cat000000cat2830732cat2830733cat000160cat540734cat16650743cat16650745\">David Yurman bracelet<\/a><\/span><br \/>\n<\/span><\/div>\n<p>My own screaming woke me up. <\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This morning&#8217;s post reminded me that I recently had two fashion-related dreams. First, I dreamed that I was on a talk show discussing my controversial leopard-print Patrick Kelly dress. I&#8217;m thrilled to say that even though I was asleep, I passionately defended my dress and declared I would wear it again. This was no dream&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2008\/09\/pharaoh-would-have-called-for-joseph\/\">Read More &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[5,507,41],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-842","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-insanity","7":"category-leopard-print","8":"category-pictures-of-me","9":"entry"},"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/842","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=842"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/842\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5970,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/842\/revisions\/5970"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=842"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=842"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=842"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}