{"id":840,"date":"2008-09-24T21:01:00","date_gmt":"2008-09-25T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=840"},"modified":"2008-09-24T21:01:00","modified_gmt":"2008-09-25T04:01:00","slug":"i-was-sexenglish-major-in-college","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2008\/09\/i-was-sexenglish-major-in-college\/","title":{"rendered":"I Was a Sexenglish Major in College"},"content":{"rendered":"

A recent spam email, offering to teach me “sexspanish,” asked, “Would you like to be her naughty student and learn Cervantes?”<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>Kink-ay!<\/span>
<\/span><\/div>\n

How intellectual! If the spammer had suggested getting naughty while learning Chaucer, I might have gone for it. <\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

A recent spam email, offering to teach me “sexspanish,” asked, “Would you like to be her naughty student and learn Cervantes?” Kink-ay! How intellectual! If the spammer had suggested getting naughty while learning Chaucer, I might have gone for it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-840","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","category-insanity","entry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t