{"id":840,"date":"2008-09-24T21:01:00","date_gmt":"2008-09-25T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=840"},"modified":"2008-09-24T21:01:00","modified_gmt":"2008-09-25T04:01:00","slug":"i-was-sexenglish-major-in-college","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2008\/09\/i-was-sexenglish-major-in-college\/","title":{"rendered":"I Was a Sexenglish Major in College"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A recent spam email, offering to teach me &#8220;sexspanish,&#8221; asked, &#8220;Would you like to be her naughty student and learn Cervantes?&#8221;<\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Don-Quixote-Miguel-Cervantes\/dp\/0060934344\/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&amp;s=books&amp;qid=1222208648&amp;sr=8-1\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;\" src=\"http:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/_gTmdbGeiE-E\/SNlsuiBpxzI\/AAAAAAAAEfw\/eQN_C-BH6LQ\/s320\/413HGXT0H8L._SL500_BO2,204,203,200_AA219_PIsitb-sticker-dp-bottom,BottomLeft,25,43_SH20_OU01_.jpg\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5249346387340543794\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><span style=\"font-size:85%;\"><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Kink-ay!<\/span><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<p>How intellectual! If the spammer had suggested getting naughty while learning Chaucer, I might have gone for it. <\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A recent spam email, offering to teach me &#8220;sexspanish,&#8221; asked, &#8220;Would you like to be her naughty student and learn Cervantes?&#8221; Kink-ay! How intellectual! If the spammer had suggested getting naughty while learning Chaucer, I might have gone for it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-840","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","category-insanity","entry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/840","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=840"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/840\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=840"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=840"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=840"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}