{"id":8370,"date":"2010-11-22T11:46:02","date_gmt":"2010-11-22T16:46:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=8370"},"modified":"2010-11-22T18:40:29","modified_gmt":"2010-11-22T23:40:29","slug":"if-looks-could-kill-angelina-jolies-jawline","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2010\/11\/if-looks-could-kill-angelina-jolies-jawline\/","title":{"rendered":"If Looks Could Kill: Angelina Jolie&#8217;s Jawline"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I am fascinated with the ultra-defined appearance of Angelina Jolie&#8217;s jawline in this poster for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.imdb.com\/title\/tt1243957\/\" target=\"_blank\">The Tourist<\/a>, her new movie with Johnny Depp.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/tourist.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-8371\" title=\"tourist\" src=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/tourist.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"366\" height=\"542\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/tourist.jpg 610w, https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/11\/tourist-202x300.jpg 202w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 366px) 100vw, 366px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">That jawline is so sharp that it makes me think of a hatchet or a <a href=\"http:\/\/www.knifethrowing.info\/\" target=\"_blank\">throwing knife<\/a>.\u00a0 Angelina could cut a bitch with her own face! I like it. It&#8217;s good to have a lethal weapon always available in case one is forced to engage in hand-to-jaw combat with scary mobs such as zombies or the <a href=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2009\/12\/enthralled-by-versace-pre-fall\/\" target=\"_blank\">TSA<\/a> (&#8220;Truly! Sexual Assault!&#8221;). I just hope Johnny got danger pay.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">Which do you think is likely to cause greater injury? Angelina&#8217;s jaw or the <a href=\"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2008\/02\/my-new-catchphrase\/\" target=\"_blank\">assault-with-a-deadly-eyebrow brows<\/a>?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">For those of you who are as enthralled as I am, I&#8217;ve found<a href=\"http:\/\/www.womenlargejaw.com\/taxonomy\/term\/4\" target=\"_blank\"> an online celebration<\/a> of Angie Jo&#8217;s jaw. Enjoy!<\/p>\n<p> <\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am fascinated with the ultra-defined appearance of Angelina Jolie&#8217;s jawline in this poster for The Tourist, her new movie with Johnny Depp. That jawline is so sharp that it makes me think of a hatchet or a throwing knife.\u00a0 Angelina could cut a bitch with her own face! I like it. It&#8217;s good to&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2010\/11\/if-looks-could-kill-angelina-jolies-jawline\/\">Read More &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":8371,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[10,86],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-8370","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-celebrities","8":"category-movies","9":"entry"},"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8370","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8370"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8370\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8373,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8370\/revisions\/8373"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/8371"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8370"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8370"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8370"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}