{"id":800,"date":"2008-09-03T10:30:00","date_gmt":"2008-09-03T17:30:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=800"},"modified":"2008-09-03T10:30:00","modified_gmt":"2008-09-03T17:30:00","slug":"thank-you-levi-johnstons-penis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2008\/09\/thank-you-levi-johnstons-penis\/","title":{"rendered":"Thank You, Levi Johnston’s Penis!"},"content":{"rendered":"

Yesterday, this blog got its highest traffic ever thanks to people searching for the kid who sperminated Sarah Palin’s daughter<\/a>.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>Levi Johnston, baby daddy<\/span>
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Maybe I’ll get lucky and he’ll knock up some other chick soon. It bet he will because he has the Kevin Federline<\/a> vibe. He’s totally got the magic hillbilly sperm. All he has to do is walk by you and you get pregnant! Levi Johnston is going to have more kids than Brangelina by the time he’s 20.<\/p>\n

I know there are some people who feel like politicians’ families should be totally off-limits for public discussion. I would agree except the politicians are so damned determined to flaunt their families and family values whenever it suits them. Personally, I think it’s peculiar that — only in politics — it is considered appropriate to have your spouse speak for you on what is essentially a job interview.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a>Michelle Obama gave a convention speech<\/span>
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WTF? I don’t bring MrB along every time I meet with a store, magazine or client! I doubt y’all bring your mom or dad with you when you’re interviewing for that great new job, right? Even actors don’t bring along their hot spouses du jour<\/span> whenever they go for a screen test. So I’d suggest to politicians that they start leaving their families at home instead of shoving them in our faces, especially when they know that the family’s abstinence program was a complete failure and that their daughter is knocked up by some teen himbo with magic sperm. <\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Yesterday, this blog got its highest traffic ever thanks to people searching for the kid who sperminated Sarah Palin’s daughter. Levi Johnston, baby daddy Maybe I’ll get lucky and he’ll knock up some other chick soon. It bet he will because he has the Kevin Federline vibe. He’s totally got the magic hillbilly sperm. All…<\/p>\n

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