{"id":795,"date":"2008-09-01T19:32:00","date_gmt":"2008-09-02T02:32:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=795"},"modified":"2008-09-01T19:32:00","modified_gmt":"2008-09-02T02:32:00","slug":"levi-johnstons-johnson","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2008\/09\/levi-johnstons-johnson\/","title":{"rendered":"Levi Johnston&#8217;s Johnson"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nydailynews.com\/news\/politics\/republican_race\/2008\/09\/01\/2008-09-01_bristol_palins_pregnancy_was_an_open_sec.html\">Levi Johnston<\/a> is the teenager who knocked up <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Sarah_Palin\">Sarah Palin<\/a>&#8216;s daughter, Bristol.<\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/www.nydailynews.com\/news\/politics\/republican_race\/2008\/09\/01\/2008-09-01_bristol_palins_pregnancy_was_an_open_sec.html\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;\" src=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/_gTmdbGeiE-E\/SLyl_WSa7XI\/AAAAAAAAEKw\/mfDW5fofGNA\/s400\/amd_levi-johnston.jpg\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5241246574085598578\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><span style=\"font-size:85%;\"><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Levi should have kept his Levis on<\/span><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<p>I hope the 60 seconds of bliss was worth all this hassle.<\/p>\n<p>UPDATED TO ADD: US Magazine has <a href=\"http:\/\/64.90.166.18\/news\/new-levipalin-draft\">the obligatory quotes from his MySpace<\/a>, including, &#8220;I don&#8217;t want kids&#8221; and &#8220;I&#8217;m a fuckin&#8217; redneck&#8230;&#8221; I bet he&#8217;s just dying to marry his <a href=\"http:\/\/perezhilton.com\/2008-09-02-what-did-her-mom-do-wrong\">hard-partying honey<\/a>, don&#8217;t you? 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