{"id":795,"date":"2008-09-01T19:32:00","date_gmt":"2008-09-02T02:32:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=795"},"modified":"2008-09-01T19:32:00","modified_gmt":"2008-09-02T02:32:00","slug":"levi-johnstons-johnson","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2008\/09\/levi-johnstons-johnson\/","title":{"rendered":"Levi Johnston&#8217;s Johnson"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.nydailynews.com\/news\/politics\/republican_race\/2008\/09\/01\/2008-09-01_bristol_palins_pregnancy_was_an_open_sec.html\">Levi Johnston<\/a> is the teenager who knocked up <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Sarah_Palin\">Sarah Palin<\/a>&#8216;s daughter, Bristol.<\/p>\n<div style=\"text-align: center;\"><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/www.nydailynews.com\/news\/politics\/republican_race\/2008\/09\/01\/2008-09-01_bristol_palins_pregnancy_was_an_open_sec.html\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;\" src=\"http:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/_gTmdbGeiE-E\/SLyl_WSa7XI\/AAAAAAAAEKw\/mfDW5fofGNA\/s400\/amd_levi-johnston.jpg\" alt=\"\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5241246574085598578\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><span style=\"font-size:85%;\"><span style=\"font-style: italic;\">Levi should have kept his Levis on<\/span><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<p>I hope the 60 seconds of bliss was worth all this hassle.<\/p>\n<p>UPDATED TO ADD: US Magazine has <a href=\"http:\/\/64.90.166.18\/news\/new-levipalin-draft\">the obligatory quotes from his MySpace<\/a>, including, &#8220;I don&#8217;t want kids&#8221; and &#8220;I&#8217;m a fuckin&#8217; redneck&#8230;&#8221; I bet he&#8217;s just dying to marry his <a href=\"http:\/\/perezhilton.com\/2008-09-02-what-did-her-mom-do-wrong\">hard-partying honey<\/a>, don&#8217;t you? Of course, it doesn&#8217;t matter what he thinks because in Sarah Palin&#8217;s world, people don&#8217;t have a choice! <\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Levi Johnston is the teenager who knocked up Sarah Palin&#8216;s daughter, Bristol. Levi should have kept his Levis on I hope the 60 seconds of bliss was worth all this hassle. UPDATED TO ADD: US Magazine has the obligatory quotes from his MySpace, including, &#8220;I don&#8217;t want kids&#8221; and &#8220;I&#8217;m a fuckin&#8217; redneck&#8230;&#8221; I bet&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2008\/09\/levi-johnstons-johnson\/\">Read More &raquo;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[49,5],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-795","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-in-the-news","7":"category-insanity","8":"entry"},"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/795","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=795"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/795\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=795"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=795"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=795"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}