{"id":7706,"date":"2010-10-18T02:03:10","date_gmt":"2010-10-18T06:03:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=7706"},"modified":"2010-10-18T14:53:50","modified_gmt":"2010-10-18T18:53:50","slug":"share-your-best-search-terms","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2010\/10\/share-your-best-search-terms\/","title":{"rendered":"Share Your Best Search Terms"},"content":{"rendered":"

Just a few days after I took note of a plethora of “Wendy 4<\/a>” searches, I looked at Feedjit<\/a> and discovered that someone from Yarmouth, Nova Scotia, found my blog by Poodling<\/a> the following (punctuation and capitalization are direct from Feedjit): “I saved 10 pandas and a koala bear by putting this picture of my awesome boobs on facebook…. i love nature and im weird.”<\/p>\n

I recently wrote about big boobs<\/a> and koalas<\/a>, though not in the same post.<\/p>\n

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If this koala were awake, he'd be all like, "WTF?!"<\/p><\/div>\n

I’m skeptical that a single pair of tittays<\/a> could save 10 pandas, but just one koala. It’s like saying, “I saved 10 ostriches and one baby duck.” It seems easier to save smaller critters. If the search term had been about saving 10 koalas and one panda, I’d be more willing to believe the nature-loving, boob-posting, self-admitted weirdo.<\/p>\n

What’s the strangest search term you other bloggers have seen lately? <\/script><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Just a few days after I took note of a plethora of “Wendy 4” searches, I looked at Feedjit and discovered that someone from Yarmouth, Nova Scotia, found my blog by Poodling the following (punctuation and capitalization are direct from Feedjit): “I saved 10 pandas and a koala bear by putting this picture of my…<\/p>\n

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