{"id":7654,"date":"2010-10-15T00:01:27","date_gmt":"2010-10-15T04:01:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wendybrandes.com\/blog\/?p=7654"},"modified":"2010-10-15T01:35:23","modified_gmt":"2010-10-15T05:35:23","slug":"wendy-4s-amazing-bosom","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.wendybrandes.com\/blog\/2010\/10\/wendy-4s-amazing-bosom\/","title":{"rendered":"Wendy 4’s Amazing Bosom"},"content":{"rendered":"

Thanks to Poodle Analytics<\/a> and Feedjit<\/a>, I know that I’ve gotten quite a bit of traffic from people searching for “Wendy 4 purple dress.” I imagined that “Wendy 4 Purple” was the name of an inexpensive, teen-oriented clothing line and, because I’ve seen plenty of that schlock, I didn’t investigate further. A few days ago, it occurred to me that the search request was more like “Wendy 4” and “purple dress.” I doubted that any one purple dress was the subject of so much interest, so I finally did my own search. The top result for “Wendy 4 purple dress” was a post of mine that included this picture:<\/p>\n

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WendyB's purple dress.<\/p><\/div>\n

Delete a space and it’s a whole different story.\u00a0 “Wendy4 purple dress” leads to photos of Wendy Combattente, aka Wendy 4, who describes herself as an all-natural 32J.<\/p>\n

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Wendy 4's purple dress, courtesy wendy4.com.<\/p><\/div>\n

Well! That’s quite a difference, isn’t it? I feel sorry for anyone who came here only to be disappointed by my non-Rocky-Mountain-sized bosom. Even my more bosom-y purple dress<\/a> would be poor consolation. I love to help people in need, so here goes: if you’re looking to have a wank<\/a> over Wendy 4’s all-natural 32Js ….<\/p>\n

CLICK HERE!<\/a><\/p>\n

Monthly membership is $24.95, and the site is updated three times a week. You’re welcome!<\/p>\n

UPDATED TO ADD: Speaking of purple, I’m still on the hunt for the purple lipstick<\/a> of my dreams. I ordered MAC’s new Goes and Goes Pro Longwear Lipcreme<\/a>. It looks pretty promising. After I tried it on, I put on MAC’s Violetta … then Up the Amp<\/a> on top of both. Now it looks like I ate Barney<\/a>.<\/p>\n

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Thanks to Poodle Analytics and Feedjit, I know that I’ve gotten quite a bit of traffic from people searching for “Wendy 4 purple dress.” I imagined that “Wendy 4 Purple” was the name of an inexpensive, teen-oriented clothing line and, because I’ve seen plenty of that schlock, I didn’t investigate further. A few days ago,…<\/p>\n

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